Bulgarian Car Wash

Takes place in an old world Bulgarian Bath House, when sweating it out a sauana with old bulgarian men, and they rub their sweaty balls up against you.

After my workout I went into the Sauna and ended up with with a wet Bulgarian Car Wash.

by Not only this November 19, 2025

Bulgarian Car Wash

Takes place in an old world Bulgarian Bath House, when sweating it out a sauana with old bulgarian men, and not only this... they rub their sweaty balls up against you.

After my workout I went into the Sauna and ended up with with a wet Bulgarian Car Wash.

by Not only this November 19, 2025

Bulgarian Bulldozer

The act of putting a strap on top of your penis to add length and girth. Then bulldoze through two humongous tortas until the strap on breaks. You’ll know it worked when your dick is as flat as a pancake.

I won’t be able to tap again! I had a Bulgarian Bulldozer with Latisha and Beyoncé last night.

by Adolf hurler November 20, 2025

Bulgarian Ball Bash

Doing Bulgarian split squats naked as someone lays under you and feels the wrath of your giant elephant sized stinky, sweaty, scrotum walloping against thou's brow.

- Dude, you HAVE to try this new exercise in the gym! It's intense
- Oh yeah? What is it?
- The Bulgarian ball bash...its insane!!

by Stinky Dick Cheese February 18, 2024

Bulgarian Shower Head

A devious act, most comparable to a wet form of Czechoslovakian Door-Knob. It can be performed on any person large or small, however the practitioner should wear rubber soled shoes for safety such as crocs.

Last night I slipped while attempting a Bulgarian Shower Head resulting in the old bird losing a spleen.

by Anonymous1105 June 7, 2022

Bulgarian

The worst people on the planet. They also can't throw grenades to save their lives.

Hey, are you Bulgarian? Cuz I really fucking hate you.

by 21245145234242124 February 17, 2022

Bulgarian Slug

Fat line of pure cocaine.

Rack us up a “Bulgarian Slug”.

by Smousechow February 21, 2022