creatine virgin athlete

This is the type of athlete who swears that he runs 10 km in 2 minutes thanks to creatine and then he scares the hoes away because of his somali genes and floppy cock. His family is also disappointed in him and his aunt is a slut. His cardiovascular abilities come in handy on every wednesday when he robs a ship full of oil and fish cum near the somali coast. He also puts nicotine pouches in his ass.

Ice cream man: "what the fuck is up with the cum in the sink"
condom head: "ay man don't talk shit about my nigga"
somali: "oooga booga maga ooobos creatine virgin athlete i rob ship flopy coc haahaahahha ooh ooh aaaaaaa"
adolf hitler: "nigga shut yo dumb ass up im bouta fuck on yo aunt that stupid ahh slut"
somali: "heil hitler!"

by fukcer192 March 6, 2024

Athletic sex life

What a track athlete and cheerleader would have, which is weird to imagine.

Track athlete-Cheer me on while I jump you baby.

Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood, woooooooo!

Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

Athletes aren't hero

This means that only a person who has truly done something that should be respected should get the "hero" title. Not just "I just won a trophy.MAN I'm a hero now." If you wanna be a hero there is a lot more you need to do then attend practices.

Athletes aren't hero? No sir.

by #sike #roasted February 27, 2016

Athletes Rest

Every good athlete has a wife. ( if hes a man)...wife being you. So what athletes rest consists of, in the inner workings of course...is The athlete coming home from a hard days training, competition, or day of watching sports, and thinking about his wife. This is not all however. Athletes rest also consists of Friday night, guarenteed cuddling. Thats why I really started it. Cuz you see...you get very...tight...very......how do i say this....sore? from all the hard work all week long. So then friday comes, and as soon as you have your wife in your arms...all the pain goes away. It's really better than icy hot...read the label if you dont believe me.

1. Boy I could use some Athletes Rest!

2. This Friday, when i'm cuddling with my girlfriend, I'll have the best athletes rest ever!

by Striz January 20, 2009

Athletes brain

When you never give up and constantly push harder in training.

Guy 1: Usain Bolts a badass, how is he so fast?
Guy 2: It’s that athletes brain bruh

by Cox Connections May 1, 2020

LAW OF ATHLETE

the standard or mode of action used by athletes to maximize their talents and create opportunities to reach their success beyond athletics.

The law of athlete provides standards for athletes to use beyond their athletic career.

by TheCreatorLOA November 12, 2020

Athletes Dick

Catching a rash or a fungus from a woman who has a yeast infection. During sex, or having an itchy sack

Tony caught athletes dick from karen

by Houdini2 October 30, 2025