alaskan jesus

Nailing someones balls or breasts to the ice and walk across their back

I gave that bitch an alaskan jesus

by Fuckboi98 May 29, 2016

Alaskan Bullworm

The act of snorting sperm directly from the head of a penis.

“I was with Jennie last night and she gave me an Alaskan Bullworm, almost choked on it”

by illvminavt May 15, 2021

Alaskan Beads

Put small pieces of poop on a piece of floss, freeze it, then use them as anal beads.

Do you have an alaskan beads in the freezer?

by NaughtyCrownie April 18, 2012

alaskan beanie

A sexual gesture consisting of gently placing your prolapsed anus upon your partners forehead.

Gee whiz, Dan, the wife gave me one heck of an Alaskan beanie last night.

by SpitOnDeFakeKween January 18, 2018

Alaskan pipeline

When you shit in a condom and freeze it. Then use it as a dildo.

She's nasty bro she asked me give her the ole Alaskan pipeline.

by Zman84 November 19, 2016

Alaskan Motorboat

When one puts there nose in the crack of an ass and vibrates the vagina with there lips, making a motorboat noise.

"Damn, I wish I could Alaskan Motorboat like that guy."

by Alotaguts July 9, 2009

Alaskan earthquake

When a woman in Alaska thrashes about the bed having multiple orgasms prompted by her Rotating G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator. Always involves loud moaning, or perhaps a biting of a pillow if the kids are home and not asleep. It feels as though the earth moves uncontrollably.

Karen keeps bragging about her newly discovered love for Alaskan earthquakes. She says the Earth moves for about thirty seconds, followed by lots of intense aftershocks.

by Earthquake_Lover August 21, 2009