I mean, it would be more suspicious if the aliens contacted us 2000 years ago, BUT ONLY THE JEWS, and then stopped talking to people altogether but hey...
Hym "Yeah, so, MAYBE they are supposed to be an armada and they are trying to invade use but because of how faster than light travel works they are all arriving at different times. Like they are taking off factions of seconds apart but because of some kind of time dilation or distortion caused by faster than light travel over large distances they are arriving years apart, right? And they get here and they're like 'what the fuck bro, were is everybody?' So they just turn around and leave. Now, I know what you're thinking... 'Why would they not test it first?' Right? But if they did it would likey be with one ship at a time. Right so you have videos of 3 of the UFOs linking up and they all 'Hey dawg, like, where the hell is everybody? What do we do?' And gleepglorp is like 'Uuuuuuuh shit, I donno man.... I'm not getting anybody on coms... Let's... Let's just get out of here man.' But they still haven't realized that the time distortion is happening so they go back and it's like 2000 years ago on their planet and they all get stabbed to death and cannibalized by their own ancestors like a reverse grandfather paradox or something."
by Hym Iam November 21, 2024
Get the 2000 years ago mug.Basically the same thing as a 90s shit; but done with nostalgia for the 2000s as opposed the 90s. No phone use allowed. When taking a 2000s shit, one is generally aiming to go fast and not take their phone out.
I’m trying to take a 2000s style shit. I’ve been losing too much time to my phone in bathrooms lately.
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Get the 2000s style shit mug.People that have watered down nearly every alt subculture and baked it into one big clusterfuck. The clothes needed to achieve the 2000s older brother core aesthetic can be found on aliexpress (bonus points if it is made out of polyester). If you want to really get into it buy the biggest jncos, southpoles, etc and baggiest affliction or tapout shirt (they can't skate and dont know what mma is). Bonus points if they went to a semetary concert wearing an ushanka.
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That weird brain glitch where anything from the late 20th century (like the ’90s) feels ancient, but stuff from the 2000s still seems brand new—even if it’s 15–20 years old.
That weird brain glitch where anything from the late 20th century (like the ’90s) feels ancient, but stuff from the 2000s still seems brand new—even if it’s 15–20 years old.
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Get the 2000s Affect mug.A 2000s baby is someone who was born from January 1st, 2000 to December 31st, 2009. They are not to be confused with 2000s kids, who experienced their childhood in the 2000s decade. Early 2000s babies (2000-2003) are primarily 2000s kids, while mid and late 2000s babies (2004-2009) are 2010s kids.
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Get the © Adore Beauty 2000-2022. All rights reserved. View privacy policy. mug.The JS-2000 is a 12 gauge pump-action shotgun that you can find in (somewhat) popular zombie survival game, Project Zomboid. This is the most common shotgun in the game, with the other being the Double Barrelled Shotgun, which isnt as efficient. The JS-2000 can hold up to 6 rounds in it at a time, it needs to be racked after every shot (which the player does automatically if animation is not cancelled by another action.) to chamber another round. This can be manually done by either holding R and pressing the rack on the wheel, or just pressing X. It can lock onto 3-5 zomboids at a time, and can pierce through them. It is currently the most efficient way to grind aiming and reloading XP in the game, as every round loaded counts for a tick of XP, and aiming XP scales with damage (for some reason). It is most commonly found in police settings, but sometimes can be found in gun cases. The ammo should be fairly abundant when you find it, but you can burn through it quick. Zomboids can also hear it from an astounding 150 tiles away, so dont use this thing willy-nilly.
Jimmy: "Hey Timmy, I just found a JS-2000!"
Timmy: "Nice, but dont waste the ammo or shoot it yet. I dont wanna fucking die."
Timmy: "Nice, but dont waste the ammo or shoot it yet. I dont wanna fucking die."
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