2000 years ago

I mean, it would be more suspicious if the aliens contacted us 2000 years ago, BUT ONLY THE JEWS, and then stopped talking to people altogether but hey...

Hym "Yeah, so, MAYBE they are supposed to be an armada and they are trying to invade use but because of how faster than light travel works they are all arriving at different times. Like they are taking off factions of seconds apart but because of some kind of time dilation or distortion caused by faster than light travel over large distances they are arriving years apart, right? And they get here and they're like 'what the fuck bro, were is everybody?' So they just turn around and leave. Now, I know what you're thinking... 'Why would they not test it first?' Right? But if they did it would likey be with one ship at a time. Right so you have videos of 3 of the UFOs linking up and they all 'Hey dawg, like, where the hell is everybody? What do we do?' And gleepglorp is like 'Uuuuuuuh shit, I donno man.... I'm not getting anybody on coms... Let's... Let's just get out of here man.' But they still haven't realized that the time distortion is happening so they go back and it's like 2000 years ago on their planet and they all get stabbed to death and cannibalized by their own ancestors like a reverse grandfather paradox or something."

by Hym Iam November 21, 2024

2000s Baby

A 2000s baby is someone who was born from January 1st, 2000 to December 31st, 2009. They are not to be confused with 2000s kids, who experienced their childhood in the 2000s decade. Early 2000s babies (2000-2003) are primarily 2000s kids, while mid and late 2000s babies (2004-2009) are 2010s kids.

If you were born in 2008, you are a 2000s baby and a 2010s kid.

by L1lyRoses September 30, 2025

Windows 2000

See satan

Satan will come in 2000. It’s form: Microsoft’s new operating system, WINDOWS 2000

by DictionaryOfficial January 20, 2019

Windows Server 2000

A server version of Windows 2000.

Windows Server 2000 is made by Microsoft.

by YusufT19 May 12, 2019

2000

First year of the new millennium but really it was just about parties and having fun. Y2K was about to kill our computers, where good films like Gladiator came out, the year where PlayStation 2 was born. People were taking shots, we fought about the 2000 election between bush and gore, the last remaining years where good sitcoms were still on.

Johnny to Sarah: Happy New Millennium Sarah!
Sarah to Johnny: Let's get drunk Johnny!
Johnny to Sarah: YEAH LET'S DO THIS 2000 BABY!

by IloveApplePies2 December 23, 2017

Allen#2000

Someone that likes to watch anime 24/7, and hates video games.

An Allen#2000 is someone that watches anime and hates video games. He is also mean to his friends on texting apps.

by Smalltimetripod January 31, 2021

2000 mules

A reference to the mules given out to the slaves freed at the end of the civil war along with the 30 acres of land per slave. Used by opponents of reparations' for African Americans in the U.S.A.

Bob:

Come on man how can you not support reoperations you racist! My people deserve something for slavery!

Chris:
2000 mules lol

Bob:
Really man?

by Bill_Whitney May 15, 2022