jake

Someone who thinks its fun to name other people.

That guy over there is such a jake.

by Mr.Friager June 28, 2009

Jake

A no good lying asshole who will never be happy because he will always, ALWAYS, fuck his life up, no matter how much he lies to himself.

Other wise known as a huge fucking loser.

Yeah...Jake fucked me over too.

by Silly me I didn't realize October 17, 2008

Jaked

When making out/hooking up with a chick, to leave her stranded between 1st and 2nd base (aka 'give er the shortstop')

"dude, i totally jaked that hoes ass last night!"

by Highpod February 26, 2010

Jake

Has extremely large penis. Way larger than people named Noah’s penises.

I hate Noah’s. I want a Jake!

by Jake>Noah October 12, 2019

Jake

A person that really looks like Gibby Gibson from Icarly.

“woah did you see Gibby?”
“Nah bro that’s jake.”

by urmomsb July 25, 2019

Jake

Jake’s tend to be shy creatures at first but once you get to know one you love them. Jake is the sweetest boy a girl could ever meet. A Jake is typically very weird and a bit awkward but it can come off as very adorable. Jake loves to play basketball and hangout with his girlfriend. He typically has brown hair with blue eyes. Once you get a Jake in your life you will never want them to leave.

Jake and I hung out the other day and he is so funny and sweet.

by Varmint110 August 24, 2019

Jake

Jake is pretty fat tbh

‘Look at Jake, he’s pretty fat isn’t he’

by @jakemarco__ October 22, 2019