A tasty drink served at fine establishments everywhere.
To give a french teacup, one must eat an entire platter of cheese fries with chili on it. The ensuing butt-explosion is funnelled into a teacup; the more frothy the ass-squirts the higher the quality. This delicious drink is served with a side of crumpets.
To give a french teacup, one must eat an entire platter of cheese fries with chili on it. The ensuing butt-explosion is funnelled into a teacup; the more frothy the ass-squirts the higher the quality. This delicious drink is served with a side of crumpets.
Thomas: I will have a french teacup, kind sir.
Peter: Why of course, Mr. Thomas. I have a fine batch brewing right now!
Thomas: EXCELLENT!
Peter: Why of course, Mr. Thomas. I have a fine batch brewing right now!
Thomas: EXCELLENT!
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