Tactical Piss

When one must urinate during combat, a training exercise, airsoft match, or any military-related situation in which a person must be stationary for an extended period of time.

While waiting for the enemy to pass through our ambush area I was lying in the prone position. I had to pee so bad, so I rolled over onto my side and took a tactical piss because I could not leave my position.

by Sean Van Dommelen June 30, 2014

tactical nuke

if a player gets a tactical nuke in modern warfare 2, that player and or his/her team will win.

OMFG we got a tactical nuke.
look at those 2 noobs tactical nuke boosting in the corner of the bushes with there tactical insertions.

by noobtoob January 20, 2010

Tactical Bedge

Leicestershire slang meaning: The art of being able to take a shit during a meal in order to consume more food upon return

Oh I'm absolutely stuffed. I'm off for a Tactical Bedge so I can finish the food.

by Just_Indi October 8, 2020

Tactical Insertion

The act of inserting a straw into two throbbing penis's and then proceed to rub each other off. Who ever makes the other ejaculate is the winner and shall celebrate with the oozing winnings of the other opponents dick milk.

Cock blocking isn't cool man, you owe me a tactical insertion.

by Thisngadoog August 30, 2011

Tactical Nuke

It is a term used to define a really ugly girl that is either fat or a total mess. It holds stronger description than the famous grenade, landmine or zoo creature.

I can be used to go above and beyond when describing a woman or girl that has outdone herself as a grenade.

A girl who is the epitome of being fat, ugly, a mess or a combo of these.

Yo, did you see that girl? She's a total tactical nuke.

by The Almighty P.Gotti February 21, 2011

tactical eating

When you're eating food such as biscuits and grapes and you leave the last one in the packet as you know if you eat the last one you're gonna have to put the rubbish in the bin which is the otherside of the room.

However a battle can ensue if other members are playing the tactical eating game where noone eats the last item of food in the packet

2 Loungers are watching a movie in a living room and there is one biscuit left in the pack.

Lounger 1: Hey dude, why don't you have the last biscuit, I left it for you
Lounger 2: Nah that's cool dude, i'm totally stuffed, why don't you have it? I know you love them
Lounger 1: Godammit... he got me there

Hence Lounger 1 loses the tactical eating game

by London_guitarist August 7, 2010

Tactical Cab

After a night of partying, a tactical cab must be called to bring your drunk ass home safely.

Yo Johnny i was soooo smashed last night that i had to call to tactical cab...it was the only way man.

by sn0whero September 5, 2010