person 1: hey, want a twit-twat kit-kat?
person 2: what's that?
person 1: a kit-kat made for people like you.
person 2: what's that?
person 1: a kit-kat made for people like you.
by garlicisepik February 12, 2023
by Kitttens* August 26, 2016
A twat or twit on twitter who follows every tweet with a winking smiley, as if whoever they're talking is far too dumb to understand a joke when they see one.
"@randomannoyingfriend lol, maybe you'll just have to marry the cat ;)"
"@othertwitterfag ;) totally, only if you would first ;)"
Fuckin Twit-winkers.
"@othertwitterfag ;) totally, only if you would first ;)"
Fuckin Twit-winkers.
by Rick The Mullet Man August 28, 2011
by hoenumerouno March 21, 2019
Your shallow knowledge of football coupled with your emotional assessment of your team’s performance is that of a ninny twit
by oldvelvet1943 November 05, 2023
(noun): a person who bites directly into a Kit Kat instead of breaking it off into bars like a normal person.
by itsyaboyjackhere May 19, 2018
1. Someone whose infernal tweeting literally robs you of all your energy and patience.
2. Someone who uses up all your friendship points by over tweeting bullshit all day. See also twidiot.
2. Someone who uses up all your friendship points by over tweeting bullshit all day. See also twidiot.
Exasperated Gasp: Thats it, {insert name here} is getting blocked off my twitter. These tweets are sucking the life outta me. Efiin twitubus!
Isnt this dude at work? Why did I add him to my twitter? Ive never seen a grown dude tweet like a 13 year old girl. Twit-u-bus all day.
Isnt this dude at work? Why did I add him to my twitter? Ive never seen a grown dude tweet like a 13 year old girl. Twit-u-bus all day.
by Pinnacle Music October 01, 2009