twit-twat kit-kat

a kit-kat made for a twit, a twat and a twit-twat
person 1: hey, want a twit-twat kit-kat?
person 2: what's that?
person 1: a kit-kat made for people like you.
by garlicisepik February 12, 2023
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Snizzle Twit

An ignorant or unpleasant person who invokes immediate disgust upon sight.
"He is such a snizzle twit; I am not sure how he has kids."
by Kitttens* August 26, 2016
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Twit-winker

A twat or twit on twitter who follows every tweet with a winking smiley, as if whoever they're talking is far too dumb to understand a joke when they see one.
"@randomannoyingfriend lol, maybe you'll just have to marry the cat ;)"

"@othertwitterfag ;) totally, only if you would first ;)"

Fuckin Twit-winkers.
by Rick The Mullet Man August 28, 2011
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twit bitch

a mix between twig bitch and twat. reserved for only skinny bitches who think they’re all that.
God i hate Ciara she’s such a twit bitch
by hoenumerouno March 21, 2019
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ninny twit

a blow hard whose pseudo knowledge on a subject leads to moronic rants
Your shallow knowledge of football coupled with your emotional assessment of your team’s performance is that of a ninny twit
by oldvelvet1943 November 05, 2023
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twit wiggit

(noun): a person who bites directly into a Kit Kat instead of breaking it off into bars like a normal person.
Biting into a Kit Kat is a first degree twit wiggit offense.
by itsyaboyjackhere May 19, 2018
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twit-u-bus

1. Someone whose infernal tweeting literally robs you of all your energy and patience.

2. Someone who uses up all your friendship points by over tweeting bullshit all day. See also twidiot.
Exasperated Gasp: Thats it, {insert name here} is getting blocked off my twitter. These tweets are sucking the life outta me. Efiin twitubus!

Isnt this dude at work? Why did I add him to my twitter? Ive never seen a grown dude tweet like a 13 year old girl. Twit-u-bus all day.
by Pinnacle Music October 01, 2009
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