Toasty

A toaster stroodle without the sweet sauce, for it is replaced with cum and is slapped violently at a velocity where it fractures the skull and cum goes everywhere, leaving a tasty, hot, cummy mess for Toast to clean.

"Dude, Viper enjoyed that Toasty last night."
"Did Toast clean it up?"
"Of course, he enjoyed the cum part mainly"

by Spidercaxe June 1, 2023

Toastie

A friend who is always there for people who need warmth, love and security.
They can be highly sensitive too aswell as
spiritual

"What a toastie character they are"

by MeatballToastie2004 December 11, 2021

Toastie

Taking a selfie while on the toilet, usually taking a shit. A smile is often appreciated when included.

TLDR: Shit selfie

Bro I sent her a Toastie last night. She saved the pic and offered me a blumpkin.

by CatboyChai May 5, 2022

toasty

A lie on specific life events

"Oh don't you dare toasty me!"

by prince sucmadic January 14, 2016

toastie

sumthing me and my friend made up to get back at our friend for beating us shitless. see we jizzed in jelly and when he put it on his toast and ate we were going to yell Ya Like Dem Toasties!?

hey lil boy want sum toasties

by yermomsclit January 15, 2008

Toasty

Drunk, intoxicated, wasted, under the influence of alcohol

I got a little toasty at the bar last night.

by PulpFictionFan94 May 24, 2017

Launch a Toasty

Having a large sometimes loud fart in a heated seat of a car. The heating effect just amplifies the enjoyment for all.

The entire car was happy I was able to launch a toasty. Their hands covered there mouths in awe.

by GrandpaSaurous December 19, 2024