A creature that at times can be wonderful and others a pain in the ass. Most varieties come with assorted size and colored penises. Useful in the reproduction of new beings. Handy around the house when something needs fixing and is always there to fulfill sexual needs and desires. :-)
by Mjeezy August 8, 2003

If you where born in this world a man you where meant to struggle with the standards and hardships of this world. You where never meant to show emotion because its being cis and a piss baby but if you don't show this emotion you are an "Alpha/Sigma" male or an Andrew Tate wannabe. If you are broke you are nothing and if you are rich it was always daddy's money no matter how hard you may have worked. Nothing will every be good enough if you are a man and people will always expect the best no matter what because you are on. But no matter what we don't ask for forgiveness of the world and we continue to keep our head up like kings.
by KIngsUnited August 17, 2023

by || #MUKER || October 25, 2018

Josh: *sees JJ and Simon on the bed*
JJ: what?
Josh: You gonna start Manning him now mate?
Simon: Nah mate you've violated it!
JJ: allow it fam!
JJ: what?
Josh: You gonna start Manning him now mate?
Simon: Nah mate you've violated it!
JJ: allow it fam!
by Baby_carrort_77 October 23, 2020

A slang word used to refer to one singular person (Usually used by guys to refer to guys but can be used with girls too)
by Young Sinnatraa May 20, 2021

Manning is when two or more men engage in a sexual act of either kissing or giving him the D iykwim.
Josh: *sees JJ and Simon on the bed watching Netflix*
JJ: What?
Josh: Imma get out before you start Manning him.
Simon: nah mate you've violated it!
JJ: Allow it fam!
JJ: What?
Josh: Imma get out before you start Manning him.
Simon: nah mate you've violated it!
JJ: Allow it fam!
by Baby_carrort_77 October 23, 2020
