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tissue roses

Tissue used to catch sperm then scrunched up and thrown nonchalantly
His bedroom is littered with tissue roses
by StaticRH January 27, 2020
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free tissues

here for ur tears
here is some free tissues
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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Muscle tissue

Muscle tissue is a contractile body tissue as well as the force behind all bodily movement. It's specialized to contract or shorten forcefully and is classified under three types: skeletal, cardiac, and smooth. The classification is according to the anatomic location and function of the muscle.

When classified by appearance, muscle can be striated (with thin parallel streaks) or nonstriated (without thin parallel streaks). When classified by function, it is voluntary (consciously controlled) or involuntary (not normally consciously controlled).

Let's go over the three types again, but further in depth:
Voluntary striated (skeletal)
Involuntary striated (cardiac)
Involuntary nonstriated (smooth)
Person 1: *existing*
Person 2: "Did you know that muscle tissue makes up a large portion of your body weight?"
Person 1: "Literally NOONE asked"
by craigellachie March 1, 2022
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Soggy tissue

A texture (usually referred to food) that is between soggy and crispy.
This Kunafa feels like a soggy tissue.
by Orange Barbozka February 10, 2024
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Ass Tissues

"Do you have any tissues?"
"No, but we have toilet paper"
"Ok, you mean ass tissues?"
"Yeah"
by Weil May 5, 2019
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more issues than tissues

People who love telling you all thier problems. Drama queens and kings. People to avoid. Energy suckers.
Nigel has more issues than tissues
by auzkiwi July 13, 2016
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tissue

a paper like material used in the toilet or also known as toiletries
pass some tissue
by samediilol May 15, 2022
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