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Pussy Thief

Noun
Singular
"Pussy Thief"
(1.) The man who steals your woman.
(2.) The man who cheats with your girlfriend and or wife.
(3.) A typical hipster
(4.) A pussy, ass, bitch
(5.) The other guy in a threesome.

Plural
"Pussy Thieves"
(1.) The other guys in a foursome.
(2.) The guys you walk in on your girlfriend and or wife fucking, if plural.
(3.) Para-Military Contractors
Singular
(1.) *Walks in to see cheating*
"YOU DAMN PUSSY THIEF!"
(2.) "You piece of shit pussy thief!"
(3.) *sees piece of shit hipster*
"Idiot pussy thief..."
(4.) No need to explain this one...
(5.) *second guy in threesome won't give you your turn on the snatch*
"Move you damn pussy thief!"

Plural
(1.) *other guys in foursome won't play fair with the snatch*
"I'm done here... Damn pussy thieves."
(2.) *walks in on wife or girlfriend fucking multiple men at once*
*you: grabs 12 gauge*
*fires warning shot*
"You better run pussy thieves!"
(3.) Para-Military Contractors have a long history of sex scandals while deployed overseas. Some of these Contractors lack a Military Service for having became a Contractor because the pay is better than that of most ground troops, so many lack the discipline that all troops receive from Military Boot Camp & or Recruit Depot Training.
by LoneAlpha May 18, 2016
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Spotlight Thief

Like the name suggests, a spotlight thief loves the idea of being the centre of interest, even if that means taking the limelight away from the person who deserves it.
Person 1: Did you hear that Kate announced her pregnancy at Lia and James' wedding?
Person 2: Did she really? Kate is such a spotlight thief!
by CocoChanelInc June 22, 2020
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Rhythm Thief

Rhythm Thief and the Emperor's Treasure (known as Rhythm Thief) is a very legendary rhythm game developed by SEGA and released for the Nintendo 3DS. It's about a phantom thief named Raphael that searches for his father, while fighting Napoleon.
Person 1: Hey guys I got a Nintendo 3DS. What game should I bu-
Everyone else: RHYTHM THIEF!
by The7Guy July 19, 2020
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Classic Thief

A old time thief who steals for food and money for his family, with some respect for society, unlike todays robbers who steal for drugs and liquor and don't give a damn about anything but themselves.
Robber : HA look at this diamond rolex i just stole. I will be able to afford angels dust forever now!

Thief : Hey screw you, i just stole this bag of rice for my family, so we can live.

Robber : wow your a real classic thief, and you have taught me a valuable lesson about society. One that i will now forget when i put this drug to use.
by tcowguy November 19, 2012
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toke thief

A guy who keeps moving around a room where a joint is being passed and intercepts it in order to get more than his fair share of the hits.
Can be twice as bad if he Bogarts as well.
No way your brother is coming over to the party, he's a damn toke thief.
by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011
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Bacon Thief

when one steals as much bacon as he can from a cheap store and proceeds to fuck it with its small penis.
"Where did all our bacon go?"

"must've been the Bacon Thief."
by maeskyzie November 7, 2023
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job thief

Job-thief

A person who has no need to work and is past retirement age but continues to work regardless. A job thief blocks the younger generation from employment.
I wish I could get a job but that job thief who's 99 years old won't retire.
by Vincedit August 28, 2023
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