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Stinky Cooter

American Southern Slang referring to a woman's anatomy in regards towards poor personal hygiene.

Also reflexive with 'smelly pussy.'

Cooter is a southern slang term for a vagina.

It can also mean a woman who is hot and ready for sex.

Not associated to the Cooter Turtle.
Example 1: That girl in the Daisy Dukes over by the bar has a Stinky Cooter. I can smell that damn thing from here.

Example 2: Girl, I know you are not going out tonight with a Stinky Cooter.

Example 3: Things got weird when my new girlfriend got Stinky Cooter. She damn near skinned my back she was so horny trying to get my cloths off of me.

Example 4: Don't tell me y'alls got a stinky cooter for that dude over there? Girl, what is wrong with you?
by Fractious1 May 24, 2018
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Stinky Conquistador

The act of performing anal stimulation through the insertion of the entire hand up the ass crack.
Mary isn't able to sit down, walk straight, or go to the bathroom after the Stinky Conquistador I gave her!
by Drewpy January 26, 2005
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Stinky Rudolph

The act of puting your butt hole on to anothers nose for any reason.
After foreplay, Sam struggled to locate a condom. When he did, he went back to the room only to find Kelly passed out, so he gave her a Stinky Rudolph for his satisfaction.
by Matt Caruso December 12, 2008
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Stinky Kalber

The act of deficating in the middle of a public area with others present. Made famous by a man named Max.
John pulled a stinky kalber the other night on 24th street.
by Jeff McKracken August 22, 2006
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Stinky Hank

n. an act similar to the "Wet Willy" involving the insertion of one's finger in one's own rectum, and then placing it into the ear of another. Other variations of this are the "Stinky Wet Hank", used with diarrhea; and, the other, with the substitution of one's finger with one's own penis.
Emo Pat (coming in crying tears of joy): Oh, fellow confidants, my dear yonder Rachel hath given me ye olde stinky hank last night in mine horseless-carriage upon the misty mountain hop!

Confidants: FAR OUT!

Rachel (smashing through the wall): And, he returned the favour...BOO YAH, GRANDMA!
by Danny Tetlock March 13, 2005
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stinky baby

this is a term of endearment used for couples crazy in love that are way past the early days of whispering sweet nothings like 'you're beautiful' or 'you smell nice.' If you tell your beloved they are a stinky baby then they know you really love them.
andrew, you're my stinky baby.

stinky baby get over here and give papa bear a hug!
by suzyhart November 5, 2007
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