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cooch goblin

Negative term for a child. Coming from a cooch, the child is compared to a goblin, a fantasy creature which is short in stature, and usually depicted as ugly, dirty, dumb and uncultured.
Agitated childless person: It is very fucking nice that I'm going to travel to Europe in a few weeks while you get your cooch goblins ready to go back to school.
by UrbanTh August 8, 2017
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buff cooch

A buff cooch is the best kind of cooch you can come across if her cooch isn’t buff you won’t want to slap it
Man I just need some buff cooch
by A Hu a hu a Hu February 27, 2023
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spare cooch

It is a cooch thats so agape that it requires at least two very large phallic units to please her
hea bro help me plug that chckies spare cooch
by Spare cooch lover October 8, 2021
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Blicking in the cooch

Beating the coochie up

Beating it so good that u gotta dance or you going crazy
Yo bro I just came from my girl house and i was blicking in the cooch, i was going crazy.
by RaneeHolley February 7, 2023
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Cooch tard

Someone who knows nothing about and will believe anything they hear about vaginas.
"So I read in this article online that lesbians vaginas have teeth, that's the only reason why they are lesbians, cause no penis would go in there."

"Why would you believe that??? You're such a cooch tard, you need to get laid"
by lynn-lynn June 6, 2013
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Cooch Wind

That fishy fish smell, that you know isn't fish. Usually ends up being a product of doing it dirty with someone.
Amanda: You ready? (Strips)
Chad: (a strong smell arises) UGH, Cooch Wind!
by anonymous October 16, 2021
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cooch savior

(Noun) A title bestowed upon a person with a tongue trained in the art of orally making sweet love to a vagina.

Otherwise known as a CUNNILINGUIST.
I've never met a cooch savior like you, James.
by Claudius Butters June 12, 2017
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