Negative term for a child. Coming from a cooch, the child is compared to a goblin, a fantasy creature which is short in stature, and usually depicted as ugly, dirty, dumb and uncultured.
Agitated childless person: It is very fucking nice that I'm going to travel to Europe in a few weeks while you get your cooch goblins ready to go back to school.
by UrbanTh August 8, 2017

A buff cooch is the best kind of cooch you can come across if her cooch isn’t buff you won’t want to slap it
by A Hu a hu a Hu February 27, 2023

by Spare cooch lover October 8, 2021

by RaneeHolley February 7, 2023

"So I read in this article online that lesbians vaginas have teeth, that's the only reason why they are lesbians, cause no penis would go in there."
"Why would you believe that??? You're such a cooch tard, you need to get laid"
"Why would you believe that??? You're such a cooch tard, you need to get laid"
by lynn-lynn June 6, 2013

That fishy fish smell, that you know isn't fish. Usually ends up being a product of doing it dirty with someone.
by anonymous October 16, 2021

(Noun) A title bestowed upon a person with a tongue trained in the art of orally making sweet love to a vagina.
Otherwise known as a CUNNILINGUIST.
Otherwise known as a CUNNILINGUIST.
by Claudius Butters June 12, 2017
