Pretentious Barry

A Normal with an interest in showy kitchen utensils and/or ingredients,which may or may not be useless.

A lover of exquisite things; fashion, jewelry, and keeping hobs on.

All item of pretentious nature are placed inside the ‘Rose Gold Pinterest Princess Palace’ by the Normal when not living in a country cottage with a cheffy best friend.

Originated and used by British YouTube Star Barry Taylor & fellow members of SORTEDfood.

MIKE: “Here is your $30 mini salt grater”

BEN: “I was looking for one of these for wasabi the other day”

MIKE: “Have it. Cos Barry’s already got one. No lie”
Ahh- the return of Pretentious Barry

by KhaleesiofRivia March 31, 2021

Barry Allen

Barry allen is, in fact THE fastest man alive. When Barry was 11 yrs old, his mom got killed by reverse flash. His dad got blamed and sent to jail. 15 years later Harrison wells created a particle accelerator that gave 65% of central city superpowers. While that was going on Barry got struck by lightning and put in a coma for 9 months. When he came out of the coma he got super speed.

Hey was that a strip of lightning going sideways? No dude that was Barry Allen!

by Fuckyou2009 January 14, 2021

Chuck Barris

Drunk girl staggering around the bar, obnoxiouly close talking to everyone in her path. Embarrased friend hooks her by the arm and yanks her out the door "gong show" style. Crowd erupts in loud applause.

"Holy shit. That girl was drunk as F and would not shut up. Thank god her friend Chuck Barris'd her ass out of here". Every bar needs a Chuck Barris.

by lindalongarms February 22, 2019

Barry Stock

Barry Stock is the lead guitarist in the Canadian rock band Three Days Grace.

Barry Stock kicks ass!

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

Barry Hall

Verb: A Barry Hall is when you finger a chick and lick your fingers after the deed.

After making out for awhile,I decided to give her the old Barry Hall

by Ooh barracuda June 30, 2018

Barry Nudge

A Barry Nudge came from the man of two first names, the Legendary Jack Barry. A Barry Nudge is derived from giving a bottle of liquor a decent necking which is usually more than 1/3 of a bottle in one sitting.

This whiskey goes alright, I’ll give it a good old Barry Nudge.

by hexxenbiest January 18, 2020

on my barry

on your own

cristie : whos at the cabin ?
lucy : no one, im jamming on my barry

by what you doing, laura August 21, 2008