pitchfork activism

Someone who reads an article and feels as if they know both sides of the story and want to crucify somebody they don’t know by posting personal identifiable information or going on a crusade to ruin their life. fuck you people.

"i'm an emotionally unstable person who is suddenly passionate about an event or situation that's never mattered to me. Time to get my rusty pitchfork out of my shed and display some pitchfork activism."

by whoreallygaf July 26, 2017

midnight activities

Late night sex

Sorry bro, I couldn't come out last night because I had some midnight activities with my girl

by Hodor1000 May 31, 2018

Active Swimmer

Somebody very active in the gay watersports community

Person 1: Hey! I heard that you’re an active swimmer.

Person 2: Yeah. I spend on day watching piss kink videos on Reddit.

by PatForPrez August 21, 2022

Active AF

1). When your actively trying to act gangster to pull a girl who only goes after gangbangers
2). being black

yo that guy is getting active af

by footlongdick November 7, 2022

Maidenless activity

This phrase is primarily used to describe tarnished that choose to fight dishonorably or act in such ways that are not sportsmen-like.

Gamer: This dude really using rivers of blood and spells, this is some maidenless activity.

by Incompetent Gh April 27, 2022

Andrew Activities

When you catch your friend doing something very random, in a very random place, at a very random time.

I always catch John doing some Andrew Activities in the bathroom.

by RottenTuna January 11, 2022

Grandma Activities

Pulling some fucking grandma activities like bowling or yoga or like going to brunch with Roberta.

Guy 1 “Yo bro I wanna do something”
Guy 2 “let’s pull some fucking grandma activities dog”

by Kevindonghole May 23, 2022