Surf and terf

(Noun. Alternatively “surf ‘n’ terf”) Bethany Meilani Hamilton (born February 8, 1990) is an American professional surfer and writer who survived a 2003 shark attack in which her left arm was bitten off and who ultimately returned to professional surfing. She wrote about her experience in the 2004 autobiography, Soul Surfer: A True Story of Faith, Family, and Fighting to Get Back on the Board, which was adapted into the 2011 feature film, Soul Surfer, in which she attributes her strength to her Christian faith.

Remember when that surf and terf made an Instagram post (on her birthday…?) saying trans women aren’t women and shouldn’t be allowed to compete, literally called trans men “converted women”, and then continued to go on a long, LONG rant about hormones, saying some weird, shady shit about people with PCOS?

by Grandfatherbussy February 9, 2023

Terms of use policy

Referring to when a girl tells you what you can and cannot do to her before you have sex.

Guy1: how is the new girlfriend working out for you bro
Guy2: mehh
Guy1: whats wrong

Guy2: we had sex last night but I had to agree to a terms of use policy
Guy1: fells bad man

by Mr.Charles October 5, 2011

sexual terms

Terms used in a sexual way

When my and my bf want sex I use sexual terms

by Period no tampon October 30, 2019

TERF

T.E.R.F.
True Earnest Real Females
Trans folk tend to really hate these people not because they are inflicting violence against them, but simply because they are honest with themselves and how they see things.

Twitter User: I'M GONNA LOSE IT IF THIS TERF OPENS HER MOUTH ONE MORE TIME.
Normal human: What did she do?
Twitter User: SHE IS DISAGREEEEING WITH ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by Your wife's step-bro June 5, 2022

teresa

when a person is holding a blunt, joint, pipe or a bowl for too long begins to tell a short story. the people in the circle then scream out "teresa" to tell the person they are taking too long.

stoner 1: (passes the joint)
stoner 2: (reaches out for joint) back in my day... (puff) back to my story... (puff)...

stoner 2 takes more than five minutes holding the joint because he's so into his story.

stoner 1: TERESA!!!

by sof-tron June 18, 2011

terms of address

1) You and your sluts.

Derogative term of address for a group to the dominant person. It implies that the person cannot find any better company than cheap sluts who will hang with anyone.

2) You and your hemhorrhoids

Derogatory term of address that implies the party is suffering from an embarrasing medical condition.

"You and your sluts are in deep shit"

"You and your hemhorrhoids better get the fuck outta my way before i ream your asses!"

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

tersteeg's

The gayest grocery store on the face of the planet. Check out aisle six for goddamn EVERYTHING.

Dude.. let's get a panzerfaust and blow the hell outta this place.

"Would you like your bread under your pop? What's that? Of course ya do, bye bye now."

by Former Employee (mortimerjones) February 5, 2005