when someone is busted, "...when you went into that next room, where the guards were waiting, that was your fourth tent."
by ruf-jason March 03, 2005
1)waking up to a pelvic "Tee Pee" due to a sleeping Hard on. 2) when you wife decides to sleep with her knees bent vertically (sit up position, knees up, back down) thus creating a tent like structure with the sheets causing you to freeze your balls off and wondering why you feel a breeze.
1)"Damn, we went camping and mathew "Pitched a tent" in his sleeping bag!"
2)Awake in the middle of the night, freezing, and notice your wife, spouse , girl friend pitching a tent with her knees.
2)Awake in the middle of the night, freezing, and notice your wife, spouse , girl friend pitching a tent with her knees.
by Chicopee Greg October 16, 2007
pronounced Mormon mawr-muhn Tent tent
A Loose Vagina apply named as Mormons do not use tents they simply crawl into the vast cave that is a Mormon women's vagina
A Loose Vagina apply named as Mormons do not use tents they simply crawl into the vast cave that is a Mormon women's vagina
by CervixTheDestroyer December 09, 2010
(On a camping holiday after waking up in your sleeping bag next to your girlfriend)
You) Tents up
Bitch) Well no shit
You) No I mean I got a big fat boner, now fucking suck it
You) Tents up
Bitch) Well no shit
You) No I mean I got a big fat boner, now fucking suck it
by XtRaVa November 24, 2003
LaCresha and her 9 sisters are all so fat, they have to shop at Tent City to find anything that fits their lard asses.
by mike87111 November 28, 2011
The act of getting an erection whilst in your underwear in the male P.E changing rooms at school; and getting caught in the act.
"Fuckin' hell lads, Dave's pitching a P.E tent! What a fag"
and
"HAHA he's got a P.E tent, gay boy, gay boy!"
and
"HAHA he's got a P.E tent, gay boy, gay boy!"
by 0h5h1t February 15, 2009