when someone is busted, "...when you went into that next room, where the guards were waiting, that was your fourth tent."
by ruf-jason March 3, 2005

1)waking up to a pelvic "Tee Pee" due to a sleeping Hard on. 2) when you wife decides to sleep with her knees bent vertically (sit up position, knees up, back down) thus creating a tent like structure with the sheets causing you to freeze your balls off and wondering why you feel a breeze.
1)"Damn, we went camping and mathew "Pitched a tent" in his sleeping bag!"
2)Awake in the middle of the night, freezing, and notice your wife, spouse , girl friend pitching a tent with her knees.
2)Awake in the middle of the night, freezing, and notice your wife, spouse , girl friend pitching a tent with her knees.
by Chicopee Greg November 1, 2007

pronounced Mormon mawr-muhn Tent tent
A Loose Vagina apply named as Mormons do not use tents they simply crawl into the vast cave that is a Mormon women's vagina
A Loose Vagina apply named as Mormons do not use tents they simply crawl into the vast cave that is a Mormon women's vagina
by CervixTheDestroyer December 10, 2010

(On a camping holiday after waking up in your sleeping bag next to your girlfriend)
You) Tents up
Bitch) Well no shit
You) No I mean I got a big fat boner, now fucking suck it
You) Tents up
Bitch) Well no shit
You) No I mean I got a big fat boner, now fucking suck it
by XtRaVa November 24, 2003

The act of getting an erection whilst in your underwear in the male P.E changing rooms at school; and getting caught in the act.
"Fuckin' hell lads, Dave's pitching a P.E tent! What a fag"
and
"HAHA he's got a P.E tent, gay boy, gay boy!"
and
"HAHA he's got a P.E tent, gay boy, gay boy!"
by 0h5h1t February 15, 2009

LaCresha and her 9 sisters are all so fat, they have to shop at Tent City to find anything that fits their lard asses.
by mike87111 November 28, 2011
