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Scottish tea party 

A Scottish tea party is the act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members to further the warming of the wife's foot. No other such foot shall ever be allowed for a given husband, once the Scottish Tea Party has been embarked upon, barring infidelity, will forever own completely both feet of said lady or whench, whatever she be. The lady will then be privileged to enjoy the company of a loving arrogant jackass who almost got in a fight at the Corvallis KOA over questions of honor with some rednecks.
One time I had to Scottish Tea Party my brother. We did not talk much after that.
Scottish tea party by Dr. G. March 25, 2019

Carolina tea party 

Is when one girl lays on her back and 20 guys form a line and take turns dropping their balls in her mouth
Hey susie, would you like to come over for a Carolina tea party?
Carolina tea party by Riot strike November 13, 2019

Boston Tea Party 

The act of having sex in a jacuzzi while your girlfriend is on her period.
I think me and Sarah are going to have a Boston Tea Party tonight in her new hot tub.

Boston Tea Party 

the Boston Tea Party is when one individual sits in a body of water and a group of men (2 or more) proceed to tea bag the person in the water until the person in the water is pruned.
Hey did you hear Sally invited the football team over to have a Boston Tea Party, and I hear they weren't studying american history.

Boston Tea Party 

The act of multiple men cumming and pissing in a women's mouth, ass, or vagina.
"I heard that Becky had a Boston Tea Party last night."
Boston Tea Party by Jeffrey Robbins December 16, 2021

Boston Tea Party 

Getting a bunch of British chics in a tub of dirty water, preferably after performing a "Boston Cream Pie". Then tea-bagging them with your American balls, one after the other after not showering for a week. All while drinking a Sam Adams and pouring Earl Grey on their little British heads.
Those girls were so drunk last night, they let me throw them a Boston Tea Party!
Boston Tea Party by Metalbish February 7, 2022