Coconut Tan

Beautiful sweet sexy coconut like body.

Phi-"look at her body Billy"
Billy-"yea she got that Coconut Tan body"

by xNemo September 5, 2011

watch tan

when you wear a watch practically 24/7 during the summer and the rest of your skin tans, but the skin under the watch doesn't.

dick: hey, check out my watch tan!
jane: no way, but look, my watch tan is better!

by KrrazyM August 27, 2005

Peachy Tan

A white guy that does not want to be called white. Like a black guy that calls himself brown.

If your brown, I'm peachy tan.

by smartglasses June 2, 2009

California tan

A uniform tan with no tan lines, achieved by sunbathing naked wherever the hell you want in California.

I'm going to Baker Beach to work on my California tan today.

by seairahh October 4, 2012

Fake Tan

The new generation of women who all look orange, but when you wake up next to them they blend in with the daz white sheets. Some "men" have begun to apply fake tan, refered to as ametrosexual or a gay

Look at that bird over there, she looks like she's been tangoed.

by iguanapunk May 13, 2004

soylent tan

Soylent tan is hamster meat, sometimes also called petite venison. It is most often prepared as breaded nuggets which are then baked or deep fried.

Tears welled in the old man's eyes as he savored his first bite of soylent tan in many years.

by John Stewart (not THE John Stewart) August 20, 2006

Fluorescent Tan

1. The pale result of working a nine to five job in a typical office setting.

2. Working at a typical office job.

1. When Eric went to the beach, he was very pale because of his fluorescent tan.

2. I have to get up early tomorrow to work on my fluorescent tan.

by Grayson F January 11, 2009