Swedish Blowback

When a man is getting a blowjob, and right before he comes, he inserts his penis in her nostril, shoots his jizz inside her nose, so that it comes out of the other nostril. See: Neti Pot.

Inga to her girlfriend Greta: Last night I was giving Bjorn a blowjob, when all of a sudden, he pulled out and gave me a Swedish blowback! That asshole! I had to use my neti pot for an hour to get all the jizz out!

by madisonnewbie April 12, 2009

Swedish Lip Balm

Whenever a guy gets a BJ and pulls out right before he comes and uses his dick like a lip balm container and rubs his seed all over the girls lips, ensuring to evenly coat the entire upper and lower lip to guarantee full UV ray protection.

Fred gave Sally the ol Swedish lip balm last night because he told her that the moon's rays could "moon burn" her lips and irreparably damage them and she believed him. Fred is such a nice guy, always looking out for people.

by evilguitar9 November 16, 2009

swedish bike ride

Anal sex while standing.

I shoved her into the janitor's closet & went for a swedish bike ride.

by Dr. Chone May 13, 2005

swedish pogostick

during sex a woman(or man) stands on her head while the man stands upright in front of her and uses a soft surface like a bed or trampoline to utilize up and down momentum

"last night she got a spain in her neck from doing the swedish pogostick"

by jason border October 25, 2005

Swedish Leftovers

During a blow job, the male sticks his dick so far in the chick's throat she vomits.

I was getting a bj the other day and ended up going in too far and ended up getting Swedish Leftovers.

by Wønderbread January 24, 2010

Swedish Tickler

first, the girl must be wearing a viking helmet, then you have to do her in the ass while saying "ROW" every time you thrust, and when you finish you scream "VALHALLA" and donkey punch her in the back of the head with a fish.

Dude I cant Believe your sister let me give her a Swedish Tickler last night, best use of fish ever.

by whatevermanificatioin May 29, 2011

Swedish fishing

The act of pulling your gilfriend's tampon string out of her bloody vagina with your teeth like a fish biting a hook, and then slapping your gilfriend in the face with the bloody tampon with it still in your teeth.

Jimmy: Wow samantha your face is really red!
Samantha: Yeah because Robert did some swedish fishing last night

by Dick Sucker. MD September 24, 2011