Swedish stear

Girl gives you a hand job but your buddy moves her arm. Similar to Dutch rudder.

Dustin and Adam were pretty close after their Swedish stear.

by Hahny Bonnie May 19, 2013

Swedish Intervals

Skipping a Nordic Ski Workout for Sexual Intercourse

Susan and I were going to do a 10k, but she looked so good in the spandex I took her home for Swedish Intervals

by Bonk6 January 16, 2010

Swedish sex

Having sex on an Ikea bed

Guy 1: me and my girl friend had swedish sex last evening.
Guy 2: yeah, me and my kids saw.

by PappusClappus July 29, 2020

swedish scarf

The Swedish Scarf is the act of performing the standing "69" position with a blonde that is choking her partner out with her hairy legs while being eaten out.

"Hey baby wanna let me wear your Swedish scarf?"

by Smdoff345 November 24, 2013

swedish coffee

A type of preparation of coffee, most popular in Sweden, where a coffe cup is filled up less than half way, and a coin is dropped into the bottom. Then, vodka is poured into the coffee until the coin is visible.

Swedish coffee is a dangerous combination of vodka and caffeine.

by Lauraface August 10, 2007

Swedish Love

Swedish Love is the definition of having sex and not saying a single word or touching each other during the process,

Therefor you cannot put your silky manly hands on the women you're showing Swedish Love to, only ram your cock in her ass and cum on the sheet, which has to be black.

"OMG Swedish Love is soooo romantic! I did it when i was sober and virgin, we didn't even talk or touch each other"

by rocketbuttfucker21106 November 20, 2017

Swedish Logic

Systematic thinking process where you find a reason why something was not your fault, but rather the person who is blaming you for something. Only Swedish people can understand this higher level of thinking and it often confuses and irritate others

Normal guy: You droped my new phone you idiot
Swede: It was your fault so dont blame me
Normal guy: How so you fucking ass
Swede: If you would'nt have tried to take your phone back from me, I would'nt have had to try to keep it from you which was what caused me to drop it. So terefore it was your fault
Normal guy: Thats so dumb, thats swedish logic which im not Smart enough to handle

by usakakan January 25, 2011