surfer

A rare form of the homo sapien. Rarely found, nearly extinct. Supposedly inhabits the coastlines of North America and Hawaii.

Beware of the many impersonators of this rare organism. There are at least 10 impersonating posers for every 1 authentic surfer.

Fuckin' posers ruin this fuckin' sport, wheres Dora when you need him.

by Dylan Hamilton April 4, 2005

surfer boy shit

A shit so clean that you don't need to wipe. You do however wipe your ass once, but only to show interested onlookers that there is no residue.

After Johnny boy took a surfer boy shit he threw the clean TP in some bitch's face.

by John Doe22 December 18, 2011

Plastic Surgeon

a type of doctor who preforms surgery such as reconstructive or works on celebrities for help thier overall apperance. He is very rich and had a great job.

Brandon Bucher's dad is the biggest plastic surgeon in PA!

by Shannon Rotzler August 10, 2008

silver surfer

A sex position where you have the Mrs in doggy style (ass up face down) and you mount her from behind on your knees and swing one of your feet over her shoulder and put it on her head / face (bare foot) and you grab both her arms and hold them while you put weight on the side of her face with your foot and the other knee. Next begin thrusting deep inside her.

Dude; "hey buddy you know that chick I took home last night"

Buddy; "ya dude, what happened?"
Dude; " I did the silver surfer to her last night"

Buddy; " awesome dude"
Dude; " ya she loved it"

by mak6 May 4, 2011

Storm Surge

A storm surge is when a concept is so stupid it actually baffles the intelligent due to its egregious stupidity.

She said that evolution is bogus because monkeys don't grow up to be people. Total storm surge.

by CriminallyVu1gar May 29, 2009

Santorum surge

1. The sudden rise in popularity of presidential candidate Richard "Rick" Santorum immediately preceding the 2012 Iowa caucus, and his surprisingly impressive performance in the caucus.

2. The sudden expulsion of a frothy emulsion of personal lubricant and fecal matter ("Santorum"), often caused by overstimulation of the anal sphincter.

TV Anchor: "The Santorum surge is largely attributable to social conservatives, especially white evangelical Christians."

Viewer (in disgust): "I'll show you a Santorum surge!"

by Benjamin Waugh January 6, 2012

Irish Eye Surgery

Verb : the act of being skull fucked by a leprechaun

Bill found the pot of gold, and was on his way home when Mick the leprechaun jumped out to stop him "Bet ye weren't ready for a bit of Irish Eye Surgery" as he pulled out his stubby shillelagh...

by DoktorMoney November 20, 2020