Subway Worker

A name for your girlfriend to vaguely suggest that she handles your massive shlong that you don't have.

Some Jackoff: what does your girlfriend do?
Me: She is a Subway Worker
Some Jackoff: what is that supposed to mean?
Me: All I can say is that she knows a thing or two about footlongs.
Some jackoff: pfft you wouldn't even be a six inch

by Pubestache September 16, 2016

Subway

Maff’s favourite hangover place, he would sell his soul for a foot long, one day he’ll realise he can make sandwiches at home though. Maff can be heard shouting at his phone ITS NOT JUST A FUCKING SANDWICH, but it is.

1. I’m hungover someone get me a subway

2. “Where’s Maff”, “he’s buggering himself With a frozen subway”

by Jammy66 May 23, 2020

Subway Simp

Someone who thinks subway is good and they are stupid

:Ur a subway simp
:stupid noises

by Edwardomazing August 13, 2020

Subway

People will mistake you for talking about the restaurant Subway.

Hey Bob, I'm gonna go to the subway station.
"I didn't know they had a station for a sandwich store?"

by notarealperson111 October 27, 2020

Subwaycumway

When you eat a subway sandwich and ejaculate onto a girls face

I was eating some subway and cumed on her face called subwaycumway

by Analcorn December 11, 2020

subway surfers virginity

subway surfers birginity is described as have less than 1 million highscore.

I lost my subway surfers virginity.

by cobbledsloth March 17, 2022

Subway

pooping inside someone's ass and they return the favor, forever preferably.

"Yo man you want to go pay some Romanian hookers to subway each other?"

by deetard July 16, 2022