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Feathery Stroker

A guy who has gotten too carried away with a girl's idea of romance. He looks at her like a fragile flower and barely dares to touch her because he's too afraid to crush her, and he writes a lot of poems and serenades for his woman. While many girls find this romantic, the rest of the women with sense in their heads finds this annoying and plain sappy, not to mention that it's one of the biggest turn-offs in human existence due to the fact that it's so immasculine.

The expression "Feathery Stroker" comes from Marian Keys' book "Anybody out there", where one of the main character's friends tell her about a man that instead of ripping her clothes of, he lay there stroking her carefully as if he was stroking a feather. Her friend on the other hand, experienced it as one of the worst days of her life.
Jaqueline: Ugh, I just had the worst night ever.
Anna: Why?
Jaqueline: I met a Feathery Stroker.
Anna: Really? What happened?
Jaquelina: He was just laying there in my bed, stroking me like a fragile feather, while I was waiting for him to tear my clothes off and fuck me.
Anna: Oh lord, I'm so sorry.
by VuittonCouture February 1, 2012
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Strom Thurmond

A dead guy who once hit on my government teacher in an elevator.
My Gov't Teacher: Hi.
Strom Thurmond: What's your name?
My Gov't Teacher: Jeannie.
Strom Thurmond: You are one fine piece of woman.
by someone amazing March 3, 2005
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Stronke

A possibly fatal disease caused by smoking tobacco from New Zealand. It could or could not be a real disease, we’re not exactly sure.
Dude 1: “Hey, watch out for those smoking items, it might have the stronke”

Dude 2: “what’s the stronke?

Dude 1: “I’m not exactly sure, it may or may not be real, but if it is, it sure could be fatal!”
by MegaSpaceHamlet March 5, 2019
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Strong like a Turk

This is an old expression to design someone who's really strong like Turkish people at Ottoman time used to be.
''Damn homie you really raised 100kg? You are strong like a Turk!''
by TheHighTurkish July 6, 2019
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Crossfit Strong

"Crossfit Strong" is very much like being "Weightwatchers Thin", i.e. you might think you're hot shit, but out in the real world, you're 2 milkshakes away from greenpeace pushing you back into the ocean like the overbloated land cetacean that you have become.

With their total lack of linear or otherwise strength progression programming, and instead random, jerking, as-fast-as-fucking-possible and fuck the form, exercise, your average crossfitter will build the kind of strength that would impress a whole playground full of 8 year olds. Until the 10 year olds turned up and out-lifted them (whilst using vastly superior form).

You might think half-squatting a PVC pipe 30 times is impressive, if you're surrounded by similar white, middle class, cult-buddies. You'll probably harp on with some old bullshit about "functional strength", as if there is a way of being strong that is somehow useless. You might even be arrogant enough to equate throwing barbells around, without any form of programming, to a lifetime of hard graft and labour, and claim you have a similar base of strength. Let me tell you, Cultfitters. Any farmer aged 8 and up will outlift your skinny, DYEL, wet bag, rotator cuff worrying, carb depleted bullshit.
Weightlifter: 'Dude, why are you throwing your legs around while you do a pullup? You realise that doesn't actually work the muscles you're trying to target any better right? And in fact may increase the stress on your shoulder joints, right?'

Crossfitter: 'But I'm Crossfit Strong! Plus... I can't really do a strict form pull up'.

Weightlifter: 'Well you could work on that, become stronger until you can do a whole bunch?'

Crossfitter: 'No! That's ok, I just like to turn up and do a random bunch of exercises without any thought to what my goals or objectives are, you know, apart from doing it all FASTER!'.

Weightlifter: 'Ok. The adult weights are over in the corner if you'd like to join me, I'll be deadlifting with PROPER FORM and NOT FOR TIME 3x what you lift, in the corner. Come join me when your rotator cuffs are healed'.

Crossfitter: 'INSERT CROSSFIT HQ MANTRA
by DoYouEvenLiftXfitters January 17, 2014
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Stroker's Guilt

That feeling of remorse/self loathing/shame after busting a huge nut to questionable pornographic material.
I suffered Stroker's Guilt after getting off to a midget clown gang bang.
by Dyzko November 12, 2016
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Strobes

Another term for hickies on the neck or other various regions of the body.
"Yo look at his neck, it has strobes all over it!!!!"

"Yea man he must have been strobed."
by Mike Kelly April 26, 2006
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