Starbitchery

The lacklustre, unhappy, or otherwise incompetent customer service sometimes experienced at Starbucks. This includes baristas losing one's order, being visibly annoyed by requests like 'no foam' or 'extra hot', and audible griping between employees behind the counter.

"That barista just told me, "We can't make your drink right now. The machine is spilling water everywhere", and stared blankly like she had no next course of action. What starbitchery."

"The service here is so slow. Where are their staff? This is starbitchery."

"Let's not go to the Starbucks at 78th and Lex. It's just rampant starbitchery."

Barista: "I can't steam soy without foam."

by adayatthecircus July 10, 2012

sorbe

When 3dz pizza rolls are done

My sorbe is on fire

by GoodGuyJinx September 23, 2015

Starbag

The pretentious douchebags that congregate at Starbucks

Ugh... look at all those Starbags in there... can we skip coffee today?

by liqui December 6, 2015

Starbing

extreme need for expensive coffee drinks

"Hey girl, wanna grab a pumpkin spice latte?"

"Ohmygod YES, I haven't had coffee since this morning and I am starbing!"

by handlemyhandle January 12, 2016

Starbae

Typically used by white females, "Starbae" is used to refer to the coffee shop Starbucks. Because Starbucks is bae.

Stacy, we need to go to Starbae right now!

by Marelle July 5, 2016

Starbing

(adj.)- the wanting, needing, longing for of any Starbucks product. Most commonly used by females ages 14-25.

Person 1: "OMG I haven't had a frapp since this morning!"
Person 2: "OMG I know! I'm Starbing!"

by Francesco June 28, 2016

snorbafore

A species of dinosaur possessing a pig-like snout. Also used as a nickname for persons or animals who's breathing is abnormally heavy and/or who snore loudly in their sleep.

1) (pharmacy tech) Dude check out the snorbafore that just walked up to the pharmacy. She's breathing like she's got a freakin brick on her chest!

2) Buddy slept so hard today after we got back from his walk. He was a freakin snorbafore!

by El Shadow April 17, 2017