Expensive Shopper Syndrome

An unfortunate condition where a person tends to pick out the most expensive item available. If they are given a choice of ten different items, they could pick an item with their eyes closed and it would still be the most expensive item.

My friend has Expensive Shopper Syndrome. I showed her ten different shirts and she chose the $200 one without even looking!

by I heart chocolate flakes! February 2, 2009

slipper shoppers

Those folks who go shopping in their baggy fleece PJ bottoms and animal head slippers.

Here come those “I don’t give a fuck” slipper shoppers up the aisle again!

by Dr Bunnygirl February 24, 2019

slopper

A type of blowjob(found largely in porn) where the giver is constantly choking, drooling and sucking loudly. The sound of it closely resembles a trip to the dentist with the suction wand.

Holy crap, Stacey was giving me such a slopper the other night I thought she was going to inhale the whole damn thing!

by sexinyourcity March 30, 2009

waffle stomper

noun- someone who takes a dump in the shower and tries to crush it down the drain with their feet

"I went to jump in the shower after Steve had finished only to find that fuckin' waffle stomper had left shrapnel all over the floor"

"You waffle stompin' son of a bitch!"

by bdams19 from hoboken December 14, 2008

happy shopper

1) A chain of small supermarkets.

2) Someone who shamelessly manipulates others for their money - differing from a gold-digger in that a happy shopper usually pesters their friends, parents etc. rather than their partner.

3) Someone who is very good at using image manipulation programs, especially Photoshop, and often photoshops things for their own amusement.

4) Someone who obtains others' unwanted items for free.

1) Just going to happy shopper for a six-pack.

2) Jay wanted me to lend him another fiver today, but he's not paid me back from the previous twenty times. I'm starting to think he's just a happy shopper.

3) Seen this great pic? That Jay's a right happy shopper!

4) Drag the old sofa to the kerb, some happy shopper'll take care of it.

by JackBlue January 4, 2009

basket shopper

looking at the male penis through clothing in a flirting way

your sister is the biggest basket shopper in town

by mr. squinter February 19, 2010

grenade stomper

your friend or boy, who takes one for the team on going forth and getting with the grenade-or ugly girl of the group so that you can get with her hott friend.

Yo Ritchie I need you to be the grenade stomper for tonight cause her girl is sexy.

by charleyrogers January 24, 2010