stiff panus

A pretentious little motherfucker who likes to dress up as a scaly brown lizard.

He sucks, a lot... and takes it in the bum bum.

Ralph: Woah, John, that guy is taking it in the ass in public!
John: Yeah dude, that guy is SUCH a stiff panus.

by TremulantRock December 5, 2004

Lucky Stiff

Drink that can gets you laid, with roofies or without

"I would like to order a Lucky Stiff with Roofies, please."

by Property of Stiff April 14, 2017

stiff weave

when someone uses old weave in there head to get there hair done ..

this girl in my class has very stiff weave

by firefighter01 January 16, 2018

Stiff Fuck

Same meaning as 'stiff shit', but the word 'shit' is replaced by 'fuck'.

Steve: shit, we missed a bin

Shane: stiff fuck

by Mysta D February 21, 2011

stiff spine

a stiff spine is the act of ramming your penis so far up a girl's ass it acts as her spine.

i gave my girl a stiff spine
ouch...
was good for me so w/e

by yedatsme August 13, 2010

Stiff brick

A man on fifa who moves at the same pace as me grandma doing a cruyff turn

Guy 1 - Yo you seen that boy Dusan?

Guy 2 - Yeah bro that guy is straight stiff brick

by Goatnaldo February 5, 2022

stiff-kash

physical transofmation occuring while someone(primarily Akash) is stiff.

"You're making me stiff. You wouln't like me when im stiff"

by Lydia J Leon June 9, 2004