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Steven

Steven is a hateful, bitchass, old man head cath tech. Who put Reggie down the drain.
by RCS! February 26, 2020
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Steven

A one of a kind individual, of that you can be sure. Steven is a charming fellow who firmly believes that taxation is theft, babies are a drag, and coffee is just undesirable hot bean water. One look at Steven, and you will wonder why you ever looked at anything else. Someone who is sure to capture your attention, floor you by coming in clutch with a Mel Brooks reference at just the right time, and who could probably snap you clean in two with his strong and powerful guns. Lay 'em down and smack 'em yack 'em. Any woman would be lucky to travel the world, laugh and smile, practice winking, or spend sweet sweet time close to a Steven. He is an irreplaceable someone you will simply never forget.
"When Steven first touched my leg, a chill ran down my spine. Boy, is he something."

"I am serious, and don't call me Steven."

"Steven and Lav, sitting in a tree."
"Steven and Hugh R. Makinmegay went to the gym together. Well, not *together* - that would be gay. Just at the same time."
by lavvyboots January 5, 2020
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Steven

Shy but fun and the first at being nice
This guy is great his name is steven
by RezstabZ June 11, 2018
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Steven

An ugly guy who likes my friend. That friend is using him to distract herself from her depression. She also has nothing better to do with her life.
Ugh...it's Steven
by Zane-Sh November 24, 2019
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Steven

A very sarcastic individual.

Often sophisticated, poetic, intelligent and very funny.

He's very sweet, loving, and emotional. Knows how to put a smile on your face and will always be there for you. Very stubborn at times but caring at other times. Looks for his friends best interest. Easily taken advantage of, he's very kind-hearted and gentle.
1; if he's nice, must be a steven
by bluecat17 December 23, 2018
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Steven

Steven is a super amazing guy. Usually born in the month of November and probably a twin. If you have a Steven, cherish him.
Girl: yep, I just know Steven's the one.
Boy: How? You've never even had a conversation!
Girl: you know, when you've got this feeling in your gut? trust me, his definitely the one.
by Words are the fossils of civil February 4, 2020
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Steven

Someone that sticks with only his friends,plays soccer. A steven is kind and smart but horrible at other languages,especially spanish. He's usually the one giving you homework but occasionally needs help.He might try to steal your girl but is too awkward and gets rejected.
:My friend is a steven!
:why did he steal your non existent girlfriend?
by ItsYaBoiCoffeeAndWaffles October 18, 2019
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