Squidward

A half chub that male gains while playing basketball.

Hey Mark, sweet Squidward you got going on, hope it helps with your free throws.

by RaptorCouch November 2, 2019

Squidward

Someone who doesn't take their job seriously and has a consistently negative attitude. A Squidward just wants to go home and is contemptuous of anything that may delay that for even a second, or force him to do any work beyond the barest of bare minimums.

The assistant manager at Domino's was kind of a Squidward, but at least he let us take plenty of smoke breaks.

by Sadie Enward August 8, 2025

Squidward Wins

A brutal deconstruction fanfiction where Squidward Tentacles finally gets the amazing life that he's always dreamed of by getting sweet revenge on the people who make every day of his life a living hell.

"Squidward Wins" is a favorite of many Squidward fans.

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 23, 2021

Handsome Squidward

Repeatedly slamming your girls head into a door till there’s a hole in her face big enough to fuck and then when your done you take a picture and post it online to see how handsome they are.

“Bro my girl pissed me off so I gave her a handsome squidward.”
“Show me the pics dude”

by Forbe August 6, 2024

Fort Squidward

When you're playing Fortnite and some jerkoff starts build-spamming and ends up A) trapping themselves in, or B) falling off.

Guy 1: "Alright guys, boutta get this win.
Guy 2: "What the fuck is that guy doing?"
Guy 1: "Free win, this guy's got a Fort Squidward going on. And there he goes."
*victory message*

by TheAvicado March 27, 2021

The Squidward

When you're standing over your partner, place both your balls on their eyes, and let your schlong hang loose.

"I was doing The Squidward on Quincy's face."

by Levi Spencer January 23, 2021

Squidward Effect

When you almost lose consciousness while playing a online game or in a voice chat.

My friend Todd experienced the Squidward effect while playing Minecraft.

by Casper! August 21, 2025