spooge

Hot stuff, warm liquid, tesco's own

Grandad walked round tesco with spooge all over his face and hands was demoted to the frozen section where he pestered Haagan Dasz ice cream and threatened to stab some cunt

by grandadlee January 7, 2015

Gooby Spooge

A word that can be used for anything. There is no meaning.

Nah he on that Gooby Spooge type shit.

by lilbigpp January 29, 2022

Spooge Tank

A slut who huffs so much genitalia they end up full to their eyelids.

Dude! Stay away from that Spooge Tank! She’s got like 5 septillion chromosomes in there!

by Harpoon#1 March 15, 2021

Spooge Mongrel

A person so easily aroused that any theme of a sexual nature will cause them to spooge themselves within seconds

"The other day , Johnny spooged himself at my daughters Bat Mitzvah as soon she started her reading...what a spooge mongrel"

by spoogelad May 14, 2019

Spooge Skimmer

A safety device that is used after spooging in hot-tub, pool, etc., and the spooger has the skimmer to get rid of the evidence prior to another using the water works.

Dan knew he was in trouble when he couldn’t locate a spooge skimmer.

by Kid Blue April 3, 2023

Spooge Gutters

Also know as "fake eyelashes". They have been known to keep Spooge out of a girl's eyes when receiving a facial blast or during an ample Bukaki Session.

After an intense sexual encounter last night, I gave Jenny a full facial. Thank god she had her spooge gutters on, if not her eyes could have been glued shut!

by BillyJoJimBob July 9, 2018

Spooge-arama

A male orgasm that features a huge amount of spooge, bigger than a spooge souffle but smaller than a spooge-cano.

"Me and the boys were jacking it and we all synchronised causing a Spooge-arama, it was crazy bro you should come to the next one"

by spoogelad May 14, 2019