Spleed

the point at which a wound, instead of drizzling blood, shoots blood to or further then 10 feet

This man is spleeding!

by SParxter September 24, 2008

spleefer

Someone who uses there shovel to kill you in minecraft

Bob- wanna play minecraft?
Sam- No you always spleef on me
Bob- I swear to God, I'm not a spleefer

by Darkfair June 16, 2014

Spleef

Message you receive after good anal pounding/beating.

hey can you spleef me real quick, that hurt really bad

by bneeks and natro merch October 19, 2010

spleef

when in the action of spleffingyou are either climbing something or eating something.

1. omg you totally spleefed that tree! (climb)

2. please dont spleef that guy in public. (eat)

by jakegilmann June 14, 2008

Spleeboe

To spleeboe

I spleeboed on your mom last night

by Spleeboid February 12, 2022

Spleensplooge

A thing that renews sperm

His Spleensplooge has been very active latley.

by Leon Hikari August 3, 2003

spleez

An onomatopoeia for the quick outlet of fluids, usually from a penis.

It's really not up to me where I spleez; my crazy willy will do what he please!

by lenox July 4, 2005