Couch-Snatcher

The person your crush makes out with on a couch. These people are usually complete assholes and don't deserve your crush's attention. Common treatment for this problem is a punch to the face. Be sure to enlist the help of several bigger and stronger people.

"I was going to ask her out this weekend, but that goddamn couch-snatcher got her first."

by chessapphire1214 January 14, 2009

twat snatcher

A man/woman, usually woman, who creeps on your hoe and steals that shit right out from under ya.

Dude1- Yo that twat snatcher struck again!

Dude2- Bro, you really need to stop having threesomes with your mom.

by DJLanguageArtist March 14, 2014

selfie snatcher

People who download and post other people's selfies as their own.

Common on Tumblr, Reddit, Social Apps, and Facebook Icons. It's more common in places where people post pics of themselves that don't include a face pic. Boobs(women)/Abs(men), NSFW shots, etc.

Some people create Facebook profiles and steal attractive pics from other people and post them as their own in an effort to get people to friend them.

Get a life, Selfie Snatcher your whole damn profile is fake

by stansaysdis April 13, 2014

bacon snatchers

Someone who steals bacon from your fridge or freezers...while u are away.

The bacon snatchers took all our Bacon.

by bamagirls September 22, 2014

Symptom Snatcher

The person who pretends to have the same symptoms as the person next to him

John:Bro I have acute migraine
Jacob:Bro I also have acute migraine
John:Stop lying you Symptom Snatcher!

by VelronUrban November 4, 2016

Time Snatcher

A time snatcher is associated with being within a "Verbal Handcuff". A time snatcher is an individual that tends to repeat stories (typically older women). These people tend to start an unwanted conversation that usually involves a topic(s) that has been beaten dead over and over by this individual. Time snatchers love to talk and will do anything to keep you in the space from leaving.

12:07 pm
Woman(Loud hi pitched voice+crazy eyes): Hey!!! did I tell you about blah blah blah.

Girl: (Blank stares, towards room) uh-huh.

12:10 pm
Woman: (looks at phone) But I didn't tell you about blah blah blah blah blah...(etc..blah blahs)

Girl: Amazing story. But I'm actually on my way out..

Woman: Okay have fun! Btw..

12: 45pm
Woman: Blah blah blah blah blah. But, didn't blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...(indistinct blah blahs)

Possibilities of a Time Snatchers end times ranges between 20-65 Minutes.

by Verbal Handcuff July 23, 2017

pudding snatcher

Eating shit from someone's asshole.

Joey is a real pudding snatcher around the girls.

by BabyDick6969 October 15, 2018