smurf cat

A blue smurf-like cat entity wearing a mushroom hat. It is a meme that was popular in September/October 2023. The image of the smurf cat was often paired with an audio saying "we live, we love, we lie"

Some random TikTok: we live, we love, we lie
Person: oh, it must be that smurf cat meme again

by lex !! November 5, 2023

Brainy Smurf

When that one person has to but into a conversation and interjects their know it all mentality, pissing off the other members of the conversation.

Damn, Angelica is such a Brainy Smurf! No one gives a fuck what her opinion is.

by Cool James and Black Teacher October 31, 2016

Papa Smurf

when a cuck sends you a dick pick and you color it blue to pass around.

that one douche from twitch sent me a photo, so now he's a Papa Smurf

by MooPigRiot May 6, 2017

donavin smurf boi

the hottest boyo on the block. you know he coming when you smell blooberries. yes bitch, you know it’s his hair

damn donavin smurf boi is pretty foine :)

by sksksksk thot January 6, 2019

The Smurf Kiss

When taking a shit in a freshly cleaned porta-potty and the blue water splashes back up to your ass.

Gavin was oddly aroused by the cool sensation of the Smurf Kiss after sweating one out in the hot porta-shitter.

by ReconFreak May 23, 2022

surface choad

A hot surface on top of ones toaster oven.

Watch out! Don't leave your balls on top of the surface choad!

by Bob October 4, 2003

Smurf 'd up

Under the influenced of any thing that can fuck you up.

Damn last night at that party I was so Smurf 'd up.

by Jakeybbitch May 19, 2009