Squiggling

V,- to sail through the air and wiggle at the same time- most commonly used to describe the movement of penises

Em, look at Jake and Heath's penises squiggling through the air!

by jaytee6969 February 7, 2006

banana slugging

To srtip down naked and lather in argan oil and lay down by a fire while squirming around on the ground.

Did you hear what Stacy did today. I heard she was banana slugging with britiny.

by Yuki the dragon slayer April 29, 2016

Slugging

The act of covering ones self in petroleum jelly and then proceeding to mimic a slug.

Guy 1: What are you doing this weekend?
Guy 2: My girlfriend and I were going to go slugging at the mall.

by Crypt of Lieberkuehn November 18, 2011

Smogging

The act of jogging in a heavily polluted urban setting, i.e through the smog of L.A.

Janet: "Hey Cindy how was jogging earlier today?"

Cindy: "Jogging? More like smogging! It was such a struggle! Thank god I had my Nalgene and a Clif Bar"

Janet: "That's why I don't run in this city"

Sure it is Janet, sure it is.

by lohtion February 14, 2012

smugglin grapes

When someone has a really bad case of genital wartsand doesn't tell you before you see them naked.

"Man, I was just getting ready to fuck ol' girl before she took her draws off and I saw that bitch was smugglin grapes!"

by dawgfan94 November 28, 2007

Smugglin Babies

When an individual is unaware or in denial of their weight. Looks as if they may be smuggling babies.

AKA - High Jacking babies means they have smuggled well over triplets....someone call 911.

I went on a blind date last night - he said he was active and in great condition. I found when he showed up he had 3 chins and was smugglin babies......trifflin'

by TA2BYRD June 19, 2010

bone smugglin'

1) Any sexual act (straight, gay or "other") where the penis is temporarily hidden from view within any given orifice.

2) The act of transversing any given area when the bones in question are obscured from view through any means of subterfuge. Considered a felony in some countries.

1) Mmmm baby, time to hide the bone. I'm bone smugglin' baby...

2) Jefe was charged with a felony posession of a firearm and 2 counts of bone smugglin'.

by Chuck Biscuts January 18, 2007