clear smear

Kind of similar to tea bagging but when the ho Smears her just fucked wet vag all over his face.

Dude! I tried to tea bag this bitch I just fucked, but Fiona turned around and clear smeared my face instead.

by Seda18 January 17, 2019

smear chucker

A person who throws around a lot of lies and bullshit about another person

That bitch is spreading lies about who I sleep with. She's a real smear chucker

by twistyoursister March 27, 2015

Smearing Cookies

A term used to describe the sexual act undercover lesbians partake in behind their boyfriend’s back. When one scummy butch vagina wraps it’s creamy lips around another secret lesbians crotch flaps and with deep quiet panting produces a creamy smear similar to the filling of an Oreo cookie. Beware: these movements may produce a slight “pbbbfft” noise and may smell similar to opening a fresh jar of pickles.

“Yo have you seen Brae lately? Yeah last I heard she was sucking D for heroin and smearing cookies with that gypsy chick behind the dumpster at Circle K in Fountain Hills”

by Phil Shtick June 8, 2018

Grundle smeared

When you rub the saliva from your taint and butthole down the bridge of the nose then stopping to receive a knothole tickle from the tip of the nose .

I grundle smeared her face and her nose tickled my butthole .

by Dr.FistHer March 13, 2025

Smear

The act of one smearing human shit across their chest, usually done by another person against their will

He smells really bad, I bet he’s a smear

by AverageCanadian7567 March 8, 2023

Rona-Smear

Having your nussy swabbed like a pap-smear to test for Covid-19.

Going in for my fourth Rona-smear. Maybe they'll find the cheerio I left there in 1981.

by Nenegade January 18, 2021

Republican Pap Smear

A term used to describe a conservative man who often wears brightly colored shorts, a sporty polo, and has a level of toxicity that makes everyone in the room uncomfortable. Most likely to drug college girls for sex.

“Don’t let that guy anywhere near your drink. He’s definitely a Republican Pap Smear.”

by WhiningWhiteBoi#yoloswag August 18, 2019