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Slushing

1. To make or receive money in an absurd, purposeless, or ironically self-aware fashion.
2. To contribute to a meaningless numerical increase for the sake of comedy, nihilism, or internet performance art.

Origin: Popularized by the site growtheslush.com, where users donate money for no reason other than to watch a number go up.
“Elon just paid me $500 for tweeting nonsense. Absolute slushing.”

“Parlays didn't hit. I just got slushed.”

Everytime someone Venmos me, it feels like a beautiful slush."

“Slush it. See what happens. It's only savings.”
by GhostOfAnEgo May 19, 2025
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slooning

I hear Rachel’s vibrator going off at night, she MUST be slooning.
by TheNumberOneSlooner June 17, 2025
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Smooching

A way to kiss someone affectionately when you really wanna touch them.
Zakaria and Ziaa were caught smooching in class
by HoneyPiePussy October 21, 2025
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Smooching

A casual, affectionate kiss that does not require tongue
Zakaria and Ziaa were caught smooching by everyoen in class
by HoneyPiePussy October 25, 2025
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Slooping

slooping

(Verb)

The act of existing in a cozy, semi-conscious, low-energy state where productivity has been temporarily suspended, usually due to illness, medication, exhaustion, or pure emotional burnout. Characterized by blankets, box fans, DayQuil, scrolling, zoning out, and being awake enough to think but not enough to care.
Often mistaken for laziness. It is not laziness. It is a state.
Related term:
sloop (noun) – the condition of being slooped; a liminal zone between sleep, rest, and vague awareness.
Example usage:
Called out of work and spent the whole day slooping.”
“I’m not sick enough to sleep, not well enough to function. I’m deep in the sloop.”
“Do not ask me to do anything. I am slooping.”
by Dscribner22 December 29, 2025
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Slooping

slooping
Verb
The act of existing in a cozy, semi-conscious, low-energy state where productivity has been temporarily suspended, usually due to illness, medication, exhaustion, or pure emotional burnout. Characterized by blankets, box fans, DayQuil, scrolling, zoning out, and being awake enough to think but not enough to care.
Often mistaken for laziness. It is not laziness. It is a state.
Related term:
sloop (noun) – the condition of being slooped; a liminal zone between sleep, rest, and vague awareness.
Example usage:
Called out of work and spent the whole day slooping.”
“I’m not sick enough to sleep, not well enough to function. I’m deep in the sloop.”
“Do not ask me to do anything. I am slooping.”
by Dscribner22 December 29, 2025
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wet slothing

The act of playing dead whilst in treacherous waters to avoid being eaten by vicious bobs.
"Wet slothing saved my life, that vicious bob nearly gummed me to death"
by Slothmonkey85 March 15, 2017
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