You're Slapping My Cock

A phrase or expression used to communicate that you think that somebody is lying or "pulling your leg." It basically means that you think somebody is feeding you a pile of bullshit.

Greg: Hey, I won the megamillions lotto today.

Michael: No way, you're slapping my cock.

by Professor Big Penis April 26, 2010

you are slipping off topic

james get back on topic you little shit

gents you are slipping off topic

by walkergang schmidt December 9, 2019

skipping lunch broke

Signifying an intensity of monetary deficiency which makes it difficult to afford lunch esp. at work..

Ammar: Lets go get you a pair of riding shoes from flea.
Faraz: I have 50 bucks on me.. I'm skipping lunch broke
<Ammar has left the conversation>

by qalandre March 19, 2010

Sippin' in the mornin'

The act of drinking sassafras tea in the morning, evening, and even at a quarter to three. Why? Because not only do I like sassafras tea, but so do you. We like sassafras tea.

Hella cool chick with lisp- "Youuuu cannnn sip it in the mornin' Sip it in the evenin'
Sip it at a cooo tooo tweeee
Cus I like Sassafras
You like Sassafras
WE like Sassafras Tea!!"

Liam- "Damn qurl you be madd sick, I like the way you be sippin' in the mornin'. Respect mun!"

by HellaCoolNigguh23RideOrDie October 11, 2011

slapping tits

the action of hitting or smacking a pair of bodacious voluptuous breasts so they jiggle

You'll never believe it bro I was slapping tits all fucking night!

by Psylocybin man December 24, 2013

Slapping the noodle

This terms also means to jack off or masturbate when slapping the noodle it is important to note that penis is usually long but skinny like a noodle

Hey! I just finished slapping the noodle

by Spanking that June 3, 2016

Slapping the bishop

Another way of masturbaiting but sometimes it can be used for furiously masturbaiting.

Man: “hey are you alright??”
You: “ nah I spent all night slapping the bishop.”

by Slapdabitch October 18, 2018