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ski bummer

A man who skis up behind women bumping into them accidentally on purpose.
oh sorry babe Im just learning. my names Neil...Im a ski bummer
by fu manchu magic June 17, 2020
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Ski-Tard

An obvious beginner skier or snowboarber who decides to get cocky and try black diamonds. he then gets to scared to do anything.

A person who is very bad at skiing or snowboarding who is always falling. usually falling right in front of a person.
"Where were you?"
Sorry man i was going down to the lift when a total ski-tard cut in front of me and bailed.
by triplec787 August 11, 2010
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Vehicle Skiing

When your cars tires yeet off the street and you go spinning through the rain.
"YO dad im sorry i wreked your car. I went vehicle skiing and it commited the big destroi."
by avengethetaco May 1, 2019
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Skiing the Alps

Nicole Kidman looks like she's skiing the alps on the pictures showing powder on her face.
by Few Words August 13, 2010
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Ski Bopper

A bopper is someone who gives a guy head or jacks them off. If you were sitting on the couch in the middle, making the hand movements as if you were skiing, than a ski-bopper is someone who jacks two guys off at the same time.
Caitlin just totally gave Mike and John a ski bopper on the couch.
by Lynsey Lou Who January 12, 2011
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ski bunny

A girl who goes up to a ski mountain not to ski, but to pick up guys.
The ski bunny hooked up with some of the mountain's ski bum instructors.
by hapanelly December 7, 2006
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Ski Lodge

The characteristic of smelling like a ski lodge. The most notable odors present are: wet feet; chicken tenders; clothing that has been in a closet for 9 months, soaked with snow melt and then baked in the sun; beer; saved up farts; dirty children; morning breath and body heat. This is all contained within an enclosure that is abruptly encountered after enjoying the brisk and fresh mountain air. Can also be found well preserved in a pair of socks used to ski that have failed to be washed. This is a smell that is easy to confuse with the sneaky fart suit.
Dude, you really need to open a window, it smells like a ski lodge in here!

O snap, that bad? Yea, I just got back from the mountain and haven’t washed my stuff.
by sonofluger3 February 26, 2010
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