by fu manchu magic June 17, 2020

An obvious beginner skier or snowboarber who decides to get cocky and try black diamonds. he then gets to scared to do anything.
A person who is very bad at skiing or snowboarding who is always falling. usually falling right in front of a person.
A person who is very bad at skiing or snowboarding who is always falling. usually falling right in front of a person.
"Where were you?"
Sorry man i was going down to the lift when a total ski-tard cut in front of me and bailed.
Sorry man i was going down to the lift when a total ski-tard cut in front of me and bailed.
by triplec787 August 11, 2010

by avengethetaco May 1, 2019

by Few Words August 13, 2010

A bopper is someone who gives a guy head or jacks them off. If you were sitting on the couch in the middle, making the hand movements as if you were skiing, than a ski-bopper is someone who jacks two guys off at the same time.
by Lynsey Lou Who January 12, 2011

by hapanelly December 7, 2006

The characteristic of smelling like a ski lodge. The most notable odors present are: wet feet; chicken tenders; clothing that has been in a closet for 9 months, soaked with snow melt and then baked in the sun; beer; saved up farts; dirty children; morning breath and body heat. This is all contained within an enclosure that is abruptly encountered after enjoying the brisk and fresh mountain air. Can also be found well preserved in a pair of socks used to ski that have failed to be washed. This is a smell that is easy to confuse with the sneaky fart suit.
Dude, you really need to open a window, it smells like a ski lodge in here!
O snap, that bad? Yea, I just got back from the mountain and haven’t washed my stuff.
O snap, that bad? Yea, I just got back from the mountain and haven’t washed my stuff.
by sonofluger3 February 26, 2010
