Size of Jesus

Describing an object or thing as really big. Size of Jesus is a unit of measurement

"I saw a big spider in the hallway last night"
"How big was it?"
"Mate it was the size of Jesus"

by Normieroxanne July 8, 2018

Liv sized

When your mouth is small so you want your dick to be small.

"How do you like your dick?"
"Liv sized!"

by Liv sized November 25, 2016

Grandma-sized

the typical “plump” figure that many grandmas have.

mee-maw is SO grandma-sized

by fernandobear333 December 24, 2021

Tucker size

A very small dip or chew

I’m taking a tucker size because I dont want to get busted

by Cart boss 2.0 September 13, 2021

Trading Size

A trader for example in the stocks and futures market who likes to trade in huge quantity
for example Trading 100 YM (worth $16.4m time of writing) / ES Contracts (dow jones index & S&P 500 Futures)

or buying 10000s of Apple Shares on the spot.

And of course for the Forex traders 10 lots+

Example 1:
Experienced Trader: I like to wait for pullbacks to my specific price levels and i'll buy 100 YM Futures contracts minimum (of time writing worth $16.4m in cash)
Another Trader: That's alot of size Steve i couldn't handle that.
Experienced Trader: I like to trade size the markets reward those who're Trading Size
Another Trader: Oh really steve?
Experienced Trader: Oh yes i like to trade astronomical size!

Example 2:
Steve Ruffley: The ability trade size is a rare, rare thing you know and I'm not even a big trader you know there's guys
out there they are much bigger than me and I trade size because all I make money that's a simple fact
of the matter it's a necessity for me I don't have the interest of patience straight a ten pounds a point it will not give
me what I want out of life so I trade big because the bigger you trade the more money you make
you know you deal with that in your own way.

by Straight As A Pencil March 13, 2021

hand size

your chode penis size that all nathans have. your penises maximum boner length

"ohhh nathan let me see your hand size.."

"ew gross it's a fucking chode"

by ccg ohhh yea May 18, 2017

Buster Size

When your idea of a good size tattoo is 2 inches and you are lovingly convinced to grow that tattoo into a 10-12 inch masterpiece. This may or may not be a good idea.

"That tattoo is awesome! But just so you know he's going to want to Buster size it. -Jenn

by The_knower_of_all_things_tatto June 22, 2018