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Mexi-sitting

this is when you work at an establishment where mexicans who just recently hopped over the border are accepted to work along side regular english speaking americans and the retarded fucking mexicans cant do there jobs therefore they are not being babysat because they aren't babys they are being mexi-sat because they are.........mexicans!!
These mexicans sure are stupid i cant stand Mexi-sitting
by The White Man 85 May 19, 2010
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phone sitting

a practice refined by "captain morgan".........drunken action where your cell phone is up your ass while you act like a biatch thinking about doing the brad.
Morgan was in deep phone sitting on new years eve while dreaming about doing the brag at the Borgata
by the lobe January 3, 2005
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Cake Sitting

A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.
Dan: I can't wait for Alanis to perform a well publicized cake sitting on Leno.

Jennifer: I can sit on a cake for you just as sexily as she does. Unlike her, I may not wear any clothes so the feel of the fudge on my smooth butt getting into my crack....YUM!
by LadyGoGoGo October 16, 2010
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National Lap sitting day

National lap sitting day is when you sit on someone’s lap just to tease or flirt with them which is on October 30th
Girl- sits on dude’s lap
Guy- “what the hell?”
Girl- “it’s national lap sitting day
by MyM3mesAreD34D October 18, 2019
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Zaap Sitting

To be on a game, but not actually doing anything.

Originally from the French MMORPG Dofus where Zaaps are a location in game.
Person 1: You ever actually do anything in game?

Person 2: Nah, I'm too busy zaap sitting.
by SecondMan August 1, 2011
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Phone sitting

The act of remaining seated while a nearby phone rings.
I was sitting on my ass at the computer when the phone began to ring, and I decided I was to lazy and interested to get up and answer it. To make matters more annoying; the person called back twice, and hung up at the answering machine so that a dial tone echoed throughout my house for three seconds.

"Phone sitting is hilarious."
by Ken Popov January 5, 2008
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face sitting

When a man sits on a woman's face with his ass ("male" facesitting), or the opposite ("female" facesitting), or a man sits on another man's face with his ass ("gay" facesitting) or a woman sits on another woman's face with her ass ("lesbian" facesitting).
Usually the person under the ass licks it (an act which is called "rimming" or "rimjob").
Sometimes the man which facesits a woman also slaps her pussy for his pleasure (an act which is called "cuntslapping" or "cuntbusting").
"That big hot hunk is face sitting that girl and spanking her pussy!"
by Facesittier October 20, 2017
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