Sir Crest

The much less popular yet superior name of Mr. Colgate which is not nearly as format as Sir Crest

1:Hello there Mr. Colgate
2:I prefer to be called Sir Crest

by P3ngu1n_man May 3, 2021

Sir Patrixxx

An invincible being that will kill you for the rest of your life.

This is a trollpasta Patrick Star "recolor", with said trollpasta having the Original version, and Sir version.

"Aw shit! Gregory got killed by Sir Patrixxx for the rest of his life!"

by RetroTheOPIndividual March 10, 2020

Sir Douchbag

Someone who hits on you after his date goes to the bathroom.

That Sir Douchbag asked me to add him on Snapchat while his date was in the bathroom.

by mgasol September 27, 2020

Mr. Sir

Mr Sir is the head counsellor at Camp Green Lake, and the secondary antagonist of Holes.

Yes, Mr. Sir

by Handsomesquidward#1098 November 23, 2021

sir rofl

Sir Rofl is a cutie patootie

Bob: did you see Sir Rofl today?
Gregory: Yeah he was looking cute today

by roflroflx2 September 17, 2023

sir buns

Austin Compton

Good morning sir buns, hope you have a good day.

by realsammib February 26, 2023

Sir Cumference

Sir Cumference Syndrome (SCS, also known as Epic Ball Syndrome) is a genetic condition in which the victim involuntarily ejaculates at the mere sight of a woman. This genetic condition is mostly common among Coomers and children from Mozambique.

Person 1: Did you hear that my son is a Sir Cumference?

Person 2: That's awful, I feel your pain.

Person 1: Yeah, it's really difficult keeping him down at night because he just tries to watch Youtube and ends up messing up his bedsheets.

by DireDegenerate February 11, 2022