Simpress

a very dedicated giver and enjoyer to him who is a simperor

the simpress peeled off his unease and made him forget for a minute who he was. or thought he was.

"I look into the familiar depth of your eyes - it draws me closer and closer (does it ever end?) - silencing my questions (what was i going to ask?) except for one"

by Krkič May 2, 2021

Simpressive

When a person, who is a Simp, in shameless glory declares; a non-existent, remedial, or irrelevant topic as defeated, solved, or won. Also when an ego-driven, yet, low-mentality person produces real world results, that are not up to standard expectations, and declares any basic victory as unique or divine predestination.

John Paul, a rich kid with no job, proudly declares he understands the entire medical profession because he skimmed an article, his simpressive character will create plenty of mocking chatter around the country club.

by bentslightly January 4, 2022

simple-hairing

The act of making a blunder, making a mistake, but in ridiculous way.
The word takes its history in russian language where the verb "опростоволоситься" was originally an act of occasional showing your hairs to strangers, which was welcomed in times of ancient Rus'. Later this verb became a synonym of making of ridiculous mistake.

- Hey, John, this beauty is seeing that you're staring at her. What a simple-hairing!

by sashagerm October 23, 2023

mad-simple-crazy

Used to define an object or an act that is so simple you'de have to be literally brainless to not be able to figure it out.

Man 1: Dude, wtf? How do you fix this?
Man 2: Aw man, this thing is mad-simple-crazy, dawg.

by LC Head August 15, 2007

aiden samples

aiden samples, aka "bitchass" as maya calls him, is a meanie that harasses maya for chocolate chip cookies

?: hey maya have u beat aiden samples up yet?
maya: sadly not yet but ima get his bitchass

by maya alle June 8, 2020

tower of annoyingly simple trials

It's the tutorial tower in a Roblox game called Juke's Towers of Hell, or JToH for short.

do this as your first tower or else

P1: Hey bro what tower ya doin?
P2: tower of annoyingly simple trials.
P1: oh ok cool

by Phyxfg July 1, 2022

simple plan

A band that makes me ashamed to become Canadian. Their lead singer sounds like fucking Spongebob and the other band mates were probably taught how to play by Good Charlotte(gay fags). I would like to kick their balls if they had any.

Me: What are you doing after school?
Simple Plan fan: I'm going to a Simple Plan concert.
Me: Why are you wasting your life?

by JustinLL November 10, 2006