Simon 

The most heartbreaking guy ever!!! Such a bad guy! He likes to play with girls feelings and then he just behave like nothing happened and acts innocent. HE IS A DUMBASS FCKBOY!!!

Girl 1: is that simon?

Me: yes he broke my friends heart!!!

Girl 1: such a fckboy

Simon by Steinchen<3 November 22, 2021

Simon 

Cute guy that takes the biggest fists up his bubble but

- Oh wow, that guy has a real hungry asshole!
- Didn't you know? He's a Simon! His hole can swallow anything.

Simon by ButtmanSimon November 22, 2021

Simon 

Simon is the best guy on earth. Everone likes him and want to get his children. In the group of his friends, he is the most clever and best looking one. His knowledge and genious is astonishing and has an unbelievable humor.

No other Person is as good as Simon.

Simon by Geilertyp69 November 22, 2021

Simon 

Simon has a very big dick and big balls. Get you a Simon.

Simon

Simon by CeloGalileo November 22, 2021

Simon 

The type of guy who always wants to blow things up and doesn't care if you're blind and deaf from the explosion of his self-built bomb. He is smart and kind and probably has the biggest cock in history.

-"Simon I was deaf and blind from that explosion!"

"Hahahahahaha!"-
-"You're such a Simon."

-"Damn I don't have any money left."

"No problem, you can have my joint, I have enough

weed at home"-
-"Thank you Simon. You're always so friendly, I wish I had a cock as big as yours."

Simon by play-with-d-in-evening November 22, 2021

Simon 

Simon pronounced in Latin “ kiss ass “ is exactly what he says on “ la tin “ … usually found de weeding commercial properties he doesn’t own or kiss assing personal trainers with coffee machines . Usually has two memberships to any gym he joins .

“ oh Great Simon’s just turned up , shall we get him to paint the gym walls today or scrub the skids off the toilets ? “

Simon by Old time November 23, 2021

Simon 

Tall white guy, teacher’s pet, specifically in english. Will probably claim to have broken up with a girl but we all know it was the other way around. Also an amazing friend.

Your such a good friend but damn you are a Simon too.

Simon by Monsibar the second November 22, 2021