Shoebris

The act of wearing footwear that is socially inappropriate to the situation at hand.

Did you hear that Tim wore slippers to his job interview yesterday? That was some serious shoebris!

by 2lol2quit April 9, 2011

shoeboo

The booboos caused by wearing shoes, blisters, corns, cuts, etc.

I got a shoeboo from my new stripper heels, the straps totally chafe.

by sandbunny October 12, 2011

shoeboarding

The act of propelling oneself across ice or snow with shoes on

I ate shit while shoeboarding across that patch of black ice

by NefariousB October 30, 2012

Shoebloe

A word for someone who doesn't do taxes

Government "Jeff stop doing a Shoebloe"

by Mr Lemonstine September 3, 2018

shoebox funeral

Burial of the victim of a fire, explosion, massive crash, which leaves so little remains that fit in a shoebox.

So little left of the victim he could have had a shoebox funeral.

by barber of seville April 12, 2019

Shoebill

A Shoebill stork is a endangered species of bird. Despite having the word stork in its name Shoebills are more related to pelicans and seagulls than storks. Some people might think that a Shoebill would be aggressive or rude, based on their appearance and how they are territorial; but Shoebills are surprisingly nice to humans as far as to let a random stranger touch their children. Because of how the Shoebills act they are hunted for sport and took to be tested on. The ironic gun sound that Shoebills are most known for is their mating call; it sounds like a gun because they lack vocal cords to make sound so they snap there beak together to make the iconic gun sound.

Child at zoo: wow can we go say hi to that big bird over there mom.

Mother at zoo: ok, but it's called a shoebill and it's name is Sushi. When we go meet Shushi remember to bow to show you want to pet them.

Child at zoo: ok moomm, I will.

by Kaka bird August 5, 2022

shebang

1.A situation, organization, contrivance, or set of facts or things.

2. Everything, the whole lot.

Irish origin???

"Now thats the whole damn shebang"

by the ides of march October 6, 2003