Slinky

A metal device that retracts and expands when handled by a very annoying person. A thin, flat metal wire that spirals up around 50 times. A slinky can be used to annoy everyone and everything around the person that wields it. This device has been known for its stair-stepping abilities.

I almost got my slinky down a whole staircase!

by That.One.Guy... January 4, 2017

Slinky

When you're in the process if having sex but want to be in every position/ everywhere

Kinky: that's very slinky

by kinkymaster101 February 9, 2017

slinky

classy, sexy

Slinky knows how to work a room.
Slinky OWNS the room
SLINKY CONTROLS THE SITUATION
SLINKY leaves you breathless.
SLINKY IS always ON

by MOT NOSSORC April 21, 2017

Slinky

Another word for cool. Normally used amongst stoners and Algebra teachers.

Stoner #1: Duuuude. Show me that thing again.

Stoner #2: *shows thing*

Stoner #1: Duuuude. That was so slinky.

by Ally_Kay May 2, 2017

Shinky

noun. Something incredibly funny but kinky, getting the eyes and the panties wet, inducing laughter fits and orgasmns!
AT THE SAME TIME!

"Shy was having a laughter fit, while moaning for her beloved Mlady. What a shinky situation"
funny kinky

by fuckyomamma June 7, 2017

slinky doodle

A slinky doodle is a man's penis that looks like a drawn pencil penis; small and unpleasureable.

That guy seriously has a slinky doodle.

by realistically_honest August 24, 2017

Shinky

Someone who has an unbalanced amount of hormones, considered hairy or has too much hair. You use this word after you have sexual intercourse when a girl has vaginal hair.

"Ew! That girl is shinky!"

by GOT SOMETHING ON MY MIND June 10, 2018