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Shitkicker

Rob - Fuck we went the wrong way, we better make a shitkicker
Jon - you damn right
by DaDaggerMans July 6, 2018
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Shitfuck

The best My Little Pony background character; delivers telegrams to ponies all across Equestria. To be cherished and honored. Also Derpy’s (girl)friend.
Shitfuck: “Telegram for…”
Out of frame pony: “Don’t say it.”
by Krazyyouknowwho May 3, 2023
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Skyhigh Shitfuck

A certain act of anal intercourse while falling out of a plane, in which the reciever has a case of rampant diarrhea, resulting in fecal matter being scattered about, covering his or her partner, any passing-by avian creatures- and in a few minutes time, the Earth below- in the unpleasant substance.

It has never been documented of anyone attempting the actual act, but the phrase is still used to describe situations that are messy, disastrous, confusing, or 'royally fucked up.'
My parents are gonna kill me. I threw this party last night, and now the place is a skyhigh shitfuck.
by nowyouseeme September 7, 2010
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shitkicker

mofos who kick ass like luke skywalker, aka luke shitkicker
kel: hey, did you see hector get his ass karate chopped by bob yesterday?

les: yeah, that's cuz bob's a shitkicker!!
by kelvin shitkicka June 25, 2007
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SHITDICK

WHEN A GIRL GETS DRUNK AND GETS FUCKED BY TWO GUYS IN A ROW AND ONE OF THEM ACCIDENTLY STICKS IT IN THE WRONG HOLE. HE FEELS SOMETHING SQUISHY AND PULLS IT OUT YELLING "THE BITCH SHIT ON MY DICK..." THE OTHER GUY POINTS AND SAYS HA HA SHITDICK.
THE HOMIE GOT HIS NAME BY STICKING IT IN THE WRONG WHOLE, SO WHEN WE'RE LOOKING FOR THAT FOOL, WE ASK, WHERES SHITDICK??
by FELONY211 March 8, 2010
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shitlickaballsucka

A person or persons that licks fiecies and likes to suck on balls. Preferably used as an insult by all other males. ADJ
Hey Mark, you are a shitlickaballsucka
by Steve McCalister December 11, 2003
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SHITPICKINUPIN

The act of picking up disgusting animal feces once you get a new pet! They Crap all over your house and ruin your belonings.
"HAPPY SHITPICKINUPIN! Good luck with it shittin' all over your house!"
by Joe Ventoso August 14, 2009
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