the reason my bedpost is so shiny

A way to say someone is comely or beautiful

"oh my god did you see chad brittany"

"oh mah gawd yah he the reason my bedpost is so shiny galfrend"

by astrahjfgas October 6, 2021

Ba-da liki mala da shini malaga

A great way to wrap up a rambling drunken voicemail to someone. When executed properly, you will achieve three things:

1- You will appear to be actually smarter than the recipient, because they will assume you either speak another language they have never heard, or are referencing pop culture they are unaware of
2- The rest of your idiocy in your message will be overshadowed by this shocking soliloquy change
3- You'll get talked about, and really any press is good press.

Drunk guy leaving a message: " Heyyyyy, how are you? I don’t know why you’re ignoring me, I didn’t do anything wrong. Um. Yeah, like, what the, what happened man, we like didn’t meet up… right? And then next thing you know you just don’t wanna talk to me now? You know you’re going to see me when the summer time comes. And you’re gonna see me, and I’m going to be jacked out and you’re gonna be like, “fuck, I coulda duh duh duh duh” or you gonna hear about a girl that i was with and be like, “What he like what and he what his what with what in the what!?” and then you’re going to be like, “Daaaamn.” So let’s skip all that and let’s start talking again cuz I didn’t do anything mean to you or bad to you, we just couldn’t freaking get on the same wavelength of time to make a date to hang out. This time, let’s just meet and boom, quick and easy, ba-da liki mala da shini malaga, and everything’s cool, alright? Ok. Bye."

by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies December 13, 2016

Shiny Flying Velociraptors armed with rocket launchers

Scariest thing ever

Japanese Person: LOOK ITS GOZILLA!
white Guy(AKA Killjoy):No, it seems to be an army Shiny Flying Velociraptors armed with rocket launchers
Japanese Person: GODZILLA!
white guy: Facepalm...sigh

by Twss Facepalm December 25, 2010

Shiny Group

When your new friend group is HELLA big and some people aren't even friends. Like at least 20+ people! Its not a friend group, its an alliance!!

Person 1: Man being in a Shiny Group is quite the experience!!
Shiny Group: Fer sure!!

by bestpissling808 July 5, 2024

Shiny Shiny Thing

A beautiful person who is exceptional in body and mind

That Sexy hot babe is so stunning I cant look at her , she is a Shiny Shiny Thing

by AbstractArtist May 18, 2017

sergeant shiny skull

When your hairline is on the back of your head.

Mr. Williamson is Sergeant shiny skull. You can see the future through his head.

by Billycheesestick March 11, 2017

SHINS N SHINYS

Slang phrase referring to Asians (shins) and Africans (shinys).

Oi mate did you see the shins n shinys fighting over that bag of rice at supermarket?

by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS May 13, 2022