one seed

A Fool/Idiot/Lamer/Chump - One ball

A one seed just crashed into me!
What you didn't save it, what a one seed!

by Nathan G A October 30, 2007

Spread the seed

To jerk off, and throw the jizz at the ceiling fan.

Don't sit down, I just spread the seed in here.

by greenmonstahmsn.com March 2, 2009

seed change

a dramatic change or departure from status quo as a means of solving a problem, such as a paradigm shift.

Two possible origins; 1) in medieval agriculture farmers learned to reinvigorate their farm land by rotating crops. A crop that depleted nutrients would be replaced by a crop that fixed nutrients. This radical change required a seasonal "seed change" 2) before industrial agriculture farmers would save seeds, gleening the best seeds at each harvest to plant next year's crop. If crops weren't doing well a new strain with favorable characteristics might do better and new seeds would have to be found; hence a "seed change" would be required.

You can't solve a problem with the same mind set that created the problem; a seed change is required.

by redscott May 27, 2010

spread the seed

Spreading the seed is spreading one of life's many joys. This involves boning a fit bird and jizzing (preferably on the face). The seed can be natured once it is planted. When spreading the seed, you are actually living the dream and playing the game!
Thankyou.

It's time...to play the game, live the dream and spread the seed far and wide.
Would you like to spread the seed?

by J to the Holmes July 4, 2006

seed-gasm

A seed-gasm is a cumgasm that a guy has when he blows his load up another dude's asshole.

I had a seed-gasm when I shot my shit up the asshole of that new cadet!

by eda-skip December 11, 2021

bumba seed

- Used by Asian Caribbean's in times of excitation. Ie) Chinese Jamaican's or Chinese Trini's.
- Can be shortened to just "seed"

a) What the bumba seed, did you see that mans first gouj'ed all into that hoes joont?
b) What the seed!

by crazy joont March 15, 2003

the black seed

" The black seed" is what black males refer as there dick to white girls

Eg "you want the black seed inside of you"

by The tranlasater May 13, 2005